about theBadger...<br />
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I am a short-legged omnivore from the weasel family. I have a black face with distinctive white markings or possibly a white face with distinctive black markings it depends if you are a glass is half empty or glass is half full kinda person.<br />
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Mostly nocturnal, I hunt voraciously for interesting tidbits of information about music and its associated technology. <br />
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I can be a fierce animal and will protect myself and my young at all costs. <br />
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Like all members of the Mustelidae family, I can be easily seduced into a trance-like state by good music or an intriguing new VSTi.<br />
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I occasionally disappear for lengthy periods of time while I either hibernate or masterbate furiously over high def badger pr0n... depending on my inclination at the time. <br />
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I have an extensive collection of vintage synthesizers and yet have little or no discernible musical talent. <br />
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I may feign noobieness... but actually I can easily distinguish between my arse and my elbow.<br />
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I can't believe you are reading this. Surely there's something more interesting you should be doing? Go and record a song or something! <img src='http://audiosex.pro/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' />