We have a new professional sports team here in Bumfuck, Podunkland. (southern Ohio) Our logo is attached as jpeg file, i think.

 

Algae is truly an original. *yes*

I wanted to know if Bumfuck really exists and where the fuck it is, then i found this in google pictures:

 

For other Bumfucks, USA, see Iowa. Alraun made coffee come out my nose. For other international Bumfucks, see Mongolia, Haiti, Paraguay.

 

Bumfuck is an Americanism for a place well off the beaten path, nowhere and with nothing to do except get the hell out of there. I always think of Bumfuck, Illinois, though southern Ohio is fairly Bumfuckable.

 

I played a gig once at a catfish farm right outside of Normal, IllInois. (no kidding) Seemed pretty Bumfuck-ish.

 

Sure its not East Bumfuck?

 

In the regions near the alps, we have all kinds of funny named villages.
Take Fucking, or Petting... literally, not translated!

I know it's OT but when I saw Alraun's image I simply had to post this:

 

Bumfuck is now in my spell check dictionary, but what surprised me was the fact that other versions of the same word were already supplied, namely Bum fuck and Bum-fuck. Now I have all of them just in case my spelling abilities lapse.

 

we're on the road to nowhere ---https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWtCittJyr0 "But when I do, so do the neighbors" Ha ha, Police were here Saturday night. Had Jeff Beck cranked up and was jammin' along. When I answered the door, you could tell the cop didn't expect some old dude. Joe Walsh said it: "Rock and roll is made loud to be played loud. CRANK IT UP!"

 

Yes, it's OT, but not that bumfucked. Neighbors! That's a good keyword for me, to do some creative exercises in americanisms:

Neighbors - Scandal In Bumfuck Or Living In The Back Of Beyond

I iive in Bumfuck, Timbuktu, out in the Boonies as well. No football team. Therefore cattle, horses, sheep and pigs.
I don’t always listen to Audio Sexed Album in full volume, but when i do, the redneck from the neighbor farm is always noticing unusual behavior in his pigsty.

I don't always call this backwoodsman a Bumfucker, but when i do, it's always because he notices unusual behavior in his pigsty while i am playing the Audio Sexed Album in full volume.

I don't always call dirty behavior in a pigsty in Bumfuck business as usual, but when i do, it happens always while listening to the Audio Sexed Album in full volume.


No joke btw........at least not completely.

 

Oh man, with that you totally cracked me Alraun

 

Alraun is the best.

 

First you pick up on my (old) signature and now it`s a gig in Normal IL, too?

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