Giveawy of a 1M coupon ul.to

Entertain us with a funny phrase if you want to get this.
I will choose the best one in 24-48h.

Single line, short and witty, no copy-paste, non meme jokes are most likely to win.
Laters all!

 

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

 

Will not get you a Rolls Royce, but giving the coupon to Catalyst is a wiser choice. He knows who deserves a coupon, because he smokes crack like Fab Dupont, the guy who mixes his Jazz songs with cracked plugs.

Seriously now, Catalyst have some hard working guys in the community who would get a good use of this coupon.

 

Yeah like Evo here for example. *yes*

 

I don't need a coupon, i'm already loaded. Thanks anyway!
Think of somebody else, like some of the guys who works on the AudioSex projects.

 

Okay just wanted to make sure you're taken care of. I can certainly find a place for it but it's up to Udar.

 

I think Udar's idea is great, except I can not think of anything witty at the mo, it's friday evening, it's fecking too hot and humid, and I've enjoyed too many beers, and currently listening to "The Cult" on spotify, I have zoned out

 

The Cult is awesome.

 

I wont be seen dead in a Hearse!

 

I was gonna smoke weed with a mexican girl until I asked her if she had papers and she ran off.

 

ohhh I got one for ya... the newbies that sign up.
they think they slick just to get the free upload accounts.
wait this isn't witty, its a fact

 

im not tryna be slick. ill tell you upfront. anyone who has an extra UL coupon can you please send it my way? Im in need of one but cant afford it! :D

 

sent it to the @whitePhazer

How do you choose who deserves it, Catalyst?
Most active members already have all sorts of pro accounts, right?

 

I am thorough in choosing the right person, I factor in their contributions to either forum, their behavior and financial situation. I especially like to care of the teams that work on special projects because they really put in a lot of time and effort. You'd be surprised but oftentimes many active members don't have pro accounts and that's why I go out of my way for them. It's the least I can do when they help out so much. By the way you speak Russian don't you?

Congratulations to WhitePhazer.

 

Also, there's alot of people who don't contribute but they're still going to enjoy the upcoming projects(strictly classified now) when they'll get finished and there might be active members who do work on projects but some of them doesn't have a premium account either from financial problems or purchasing through internet technical issues, such as region, payment method or anything like that.

 

@Catalyst, well I guess it's hard to imagine what goes behind the curtains.
Next time I will think about giving my coupons to you, and you wisely give it to someone who deserves it better because of financial/geographical reasons.
That will be in 9mo when this PRO one will end

I'd be happy to help this community if I can. Let me know what I can do. I'm a half-active uploader on audioz but I rarely come here on the forums unfortunately
I don't speak RU, I was born in the south of Romania and I know that reversing my name makes a funny Russian word