I guess maybe more of a statement than question. I paid for a premium sub and then found out fast how bad it is. the stuff I "made" sounds interesting and yeah I did all the latest trendy prompts and all that foogaziis, but then when I download stems and try to slap it all onto a project its so freaking out of whack it aint even funny. like wtf. bunch of yahoos playin at music is all I can say. off time, out of key, washy noise, rapidly changing bpms, even the new midi is whackadoolyshitbrained and did I mention the stems thing is a complete disaster. its sooo fccccn bad man. ai has ideas, yes, but it sounds like shit when you play it proper. also I just found out that anything I make in my "premium" account still has the suno tag embedded inside without any way for me to remove or pay to have it removed? wtf. so wtf again everything I just did and paid for you own?????? stupid me you and us.

suno sucks.


the end.

 

Sometimes you pay for a negative experience, it's a salutary shock. Surely you won't need or use AI for the rest of your life. Invest the AI money in more useful things like hardware or textbooks! P.S.: It's funny how young people write, "Idiots, three times the devil," "Shit, totally stupid, crazy...!"

 

a few months ago i had to make for work a "quick summer vibes song;... you know, one of those with a chill guitar; 30 seconds should be enough";

"damn", i thought; "sounds like i could use suno; i dont want to waste time working on this stuff"

- open suno, waste countless credits and around 20 minutes to finally find something decent; slap it in the daw, add some drums... something is wrong...
- waste another 15 minutes till i found the problem; the suno loop was slowly going up in bpm... Wut? Why?
- get annoyed, keep the beat, delete everything else, open ample, write basic chords and a super simple melody; took me around 30 minutes to get a way better result with and impeccable full body guitar sound and a decent mix

Suno is literally a scam

 

It SUcks, NO?

 

yeh cool and I challenge any fcn ai proggy to not once in a million but every time I click yes money do something I actually paid for you cunt.

 

great deal isn't it? spending money on AI slot machines without winning anything
most important is to build up an influential hype so stupid people keep paying for promise of better future results

 

If one would ask the Suno´s CEO if he likes musicians he´d have to choose wisely because one would implicate the other.

 

I really liked that analogy...

 

V5 is broken. IMHO everything always seemed broken or faulty (maybe because the first goal of the dev wasn't sound or optimization). But it's defo getting worst, instead of improving. And quite honestly, i don't care, especially if you're like that guy who likes making shady business and agreements, promising improvements that will never come. I will watch that boat sink witha smile on my face.

 

In Suno, you can load the track into the editor and choose a constant BPM. Easy as that.

 

No wayyy... you kidding, right?

I wish...Next stop: Reddit or KVR?

 

Tomorrow is SUnday, do NOt forget to pray to your meat packing goddess.