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  1. zpaces

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    A dark one: Gary Glitter
     
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  2. Synthia James

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    Q: What do you get if you put guy on a stage with two sticks in his hands?
    A: Air Drummer
     
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    I don't even need two sticks to airdrum.
    I don't need a guitar either to play airguitar!
    I am an airband!
     
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    What do you want to be when you grow up?
    A drummer.
    You can't do both.

    Band comes off stage to see there bass player beating up a kid.
    "What are you doing???!!"
    "He's detuned one of my strings and wont tell me what one!"
     
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  5. reziduchamp

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    More cowbell
     
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    How many cowbells does it take to make a song sound better?
    One more than you think.
     
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    I guess you are hardcore ROLAND D BEAM user:speaker:
     
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  8. paul_audioz

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    Hehe, I own a Roland FA-07 and I regularly use the D-beam as Lesley switch as it is more convenient than that strange pichtbend lever thingy pushing forward. Best way however is having 2 modwheels like Yamaha has!
     
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    What's the difference between a college saxophone player's solo and an airplane bathroom?
    -- The airplane bathroom has more space.
     
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  10. mrrnr

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    Acoustic and Electric Guitar

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    D:Beam? ... Things Can Only Get Better
     
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    Q: What's the difference between a recording engineer and a toilet?
    A: A toilet has to take shit from only one musician at the time.
     
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    We need to have a groan rating in the forum, this is proper dad joke material. And "Punhub", dear jebus.
     
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