My girlfriend buys analog synths for me, more & more

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  1. thantrax

    thantrax Audiosexual

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    Has she a sister just like her? I would be interested :winker:
     
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  2. Synth Life

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    Time will certainly tell.
     
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  3. PAskaperse

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    yes its horrible and toxic, it went to point she was buying moog after moog for me. you will lose your heart and soul and finally interest to the music, if you want to leave her she will pull "synth card". there is solution, buy shoes or bags or vacations whatever for her for same amount but you still wont have your interest towards music anymore. stay as a man and run! if she is super hot I'm deeply sorry for you.
     
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  4. Mitre

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    Be careful. I've had a similar experience with a girl, turned out she was kind of a narcissist. She pretended to like everything i like and supported me in all i do and also made me gifts (nothing as crazy as new synthesizers though). Well, once they feel they completely control you they start showing their ugly face, become super toxic and hold back the attention and love that you're used too.

    Generally, if things are too good to be true, there is always a catch. Especially with girls.
    When i was younger i was extremely naive, i would date even batshit crazy ones with multiple diagnosis and personality disorders, because i thought i can deal with it.

    Turns out i can't, but hey, crazy girls are more interesting right? (and much better in bed)
     
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  5. jhagen

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    Each thing you get from her, as a supposed gift, you will have to pay 10 time more.
    Remember my words when you realize to have to pay in full plus interests.

    And no, I'm not talking about money...
     
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    Get rid of her, the future is DIGITAL!
     
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  7. Ak3mi91

    Ak3mi91 Platinum Record

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    Oh yeah, for sure, I bet she brews her own beer and suffers neck-down alopecia too. :rofl:
    The trick is to find a girl with the right amount of crazy.
     
  8. David Brock

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    See if she will back up onto your hard drive:deep_facepalm:
     
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    she is a keeper, man, keep her close ...
     
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  10. ClarSum

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    This seems contradictory to me. No relationship, no love, no physical intimacy, only friends = girlfriend?
     
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  11. mild pump milk

    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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    I don't how it is in English, maybe "female friend" or "friend which is a woman, girl", "she-friend".. Not a sex-partner. Only seems like "audiosex partner" :D
     
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    Wisdom number 13 : The commonality between men and women is sex!

    As you can see, nature is actually only concerned with reproduction.
    Nature has a few tricks up its sleeve. For young men, it is testosterone, for young women, the desire to have children.

    The shape of a woman is also carefully chosen by nature, the Venus trap model, it is aimed at your base instincts and your sex drive. Look at your new partner after meeting her in the dark disco, the next day without makeup and in daylight. Some nasty surprises then emerge.

    Before you commit, consider how high the divorce rate is and how few people are really happy with their partner. In love, engaged, married (and lost). Women often choose their partner unconsciously, he should have strong genes, defend and feed the family.

    If you have successful sexual intercourse, it is possible that your wife will leave you after the birth of the child.
    You will then be a father, will probably have to pay and will be able to see your child twice a month.

    In the animal kingdom, things get serious too; after mating, the spider will eat its partner straight away to ensure it has enough food for the offspring.

    Attention: Text is from me = writing time 12 minutes.
     
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  13. Smeghead

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    So she wanted you to stay in the studio she built you and never go out?






    :dunno: and??
     
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  14. mild pump milk

    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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    She waits for polivoks to be released Behringer Polivoks as it has been announced by Behringer in collaboration with V. Kuzmin (original engineer who created polyvox (polivoks) by Formanta (Vektor ltd or so, and replica re-released recently by elta-music, with unluck, discontinued or rare)). Also she is interested (by herself) in k2, model d, spice, 2600, wasp, crave and so on.
    Seems that my future releases will be created with her as a producer-investor (or how to name it..)
     
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    Tweak her knobs as thank :)
     
  16. Lois Lane

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    No, not literally, but she was incredibly jealous of my time spent with anyone but her, especially women friends of mine. Her billionaire ex was pretty damn controlling and she thought that she might have found her own mark in me, but the whole thing got weirder and freakier culminating in her wanting for us to get married. She was very damaged.
     
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  17. zadiac

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    Nope. The smart ones married women who are computer illiterate :wink:
     
  18. mild pump milk

    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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    First, this forum is not popular in Russia.
    Second, girls in Russia do not read forums usually, especially music forums..
    Third, who of Russian girls read friend's forums? What for?
    Fourth, she knows English as "hi, hello, won too thri fo faiv siks seven, gudbuy, gudmornink, my name iz", i.e. couple words only. She speaks only Rushen langwidge. :D
    Fifth, she doesn't know my nickname and doesn't understand what happens here.
     
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  19. Smeghead

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    I'd be a kept man for a psycho at the right price :winker: were threesomes at least on the table?
     
  20. Lois Lane

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    The ladies in Pussy Riot follow No Avenger and Xupito and ignore tzzsmk because they're jealous of his avatar.
     
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