Why do men die younger than women ?

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  1. DAW

    DAW Kapellmeister

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    Well ...

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    Q.E.D. :rofl:
     
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  3. Me2audio

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    oldie but goodie :wink:
     
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  4. Regz

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    So, if women didn't exist, would we live forever? :rofl:
     
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  5. BlasterM

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    Yeah, we would. Have a looong miserable life in our man caves world full of time and all the toys to play with. :wink:
     
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  6. ninja

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    Well at least the album would get finished faster lol
     
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  7. Zenarcist

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    Woman want to play around for a bit after their husband passed away? :bleh:
     
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  8. studio5599

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    Cause only the good die young
     
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  9. Dumb

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    WOMEN LIVE LONGER THAN MEN COS' THEY HAVE A BETTER CHANGE OF BLOOD DURING THEIR LIFETIME BECAUSE OF THEIR "RED PERIOD"..THIS IS A MEDICAL EXPLANATION...
    HOWEVER IF WE THINK OF OLD COUPLES THE MOST OF TIMES MEN PASS AWAY BEFORE WOMEN BECAUSE THEY ARE LIKE 10-15 YEARS OLDER THAN THEM. :wink:
     
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  10. halcyo

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    Yes, the album would get finished faster, but there would be little to write music about. Isn't the whole point of making music to get laid? :dunno:
     
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  11. peghead

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    The problem is that men have 2 brains and they insist on always using the larger of the two, placed between the legs.
     
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  12. DAW

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    A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
    " Mom ", he asked, " are these my brains ? "
    " Not yet ", she replied.

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  13. SAiNT

    SAiNT Creator Staff Member phonometrograph

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    awesome!!! :lmao:

    moved from Lounge to humor
     
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