What about this guy called Jesus? I heard people saying he was coming back from the dead. Just took him a bit longer then 100 years.

 

The ones I've encountered and debate with (on the academical realm but not composers) the facade was that snob pose of their symetrical farts, but deep deep down they know is just presuntous shit they are using to get laid with young impresionable students. That's the reason they seek constant validation from their peers/minions and cover themselves on authotity fallacy chainmail to deflect any criticism on their hollow and meaninless statements. Like this OP

 

Ow, Foster.... who needs SNL when there's you!

 

With those "songs" where someone (usually a man) talks a bit and there's a bit of drumming going on, I imagine 5 minutes experience would suffice.

 

Valid response, however, he hasn't arrived yet to say anything to the contrary