Meh

 

whats up? whatever it is, hope it passes soon, and is nothing too serious

 

Thanks! Uncertain, the future is.

 

It seems worse than any other time in our history, but the uncertainty was and will always be here and there. I\d prefer to be in Thailand.

 

I understand you all except that for Thailand, I'd prefere Maldives

Anyhow good luck to us all, stay strong

 

You need to turn it around, Bro, transform your negative meh into a positive hem. Now get back out there and shorten some clothing! You'll feel much better for having done so.

 

Whenever I'm feeling down, I turn to Tim Vine's one liner jokes... Some of these might help cheer you up for a while too:-



"I've played football on a plane you know....there I was, running up the wing!!!"


"Black beauty, now there's a dark horse!!!"


"So I went into this video shop, and the man asked if I'd like to rent Batman Forever - I said 'No...just for 2 hours!!!!!!' "


"This man pushed me into a bag of peanuts, so I told the police - they asked me if I was assaulted - I said 'No - dry roasted!!!' "


"I went to the butchers the other day and the butcher said 'I bet you £5 you can't guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf'. ' I'm not gambing!' I said, 'The steaks are too high!!!!!!'


"I was in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me with a rose and
said: 'Your eyes sparkle like the stars'. So I said to the waiter: 'Excuse me, I ordered aromatic duck!!!!!!'


"I threw some snow at my girlfriend. She didn't catch my drift."


"Did you hear Handel has teamed up with Hinge and Bracket? They've formed The Doors!!!!!"


"I was taking the motorway out of London. A policeman pulled me over and said: 'Put it back'


"I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two schoolbags - he's bisatchel!!!! "


"A man came up to me and cut the bottom of my trouser leg off and send it to the library. So that was a turn-up for the books."


"You know how most barbers' chairs go up and down? Well this one went from side to side. The barber turned to me and said: 'Mr. Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.' "


"I've got a sponge door....don't knock it."


"I've got an auntie, Auntie Aircraft Gun. That woman don't half give me a load of flak."


"So I took my dog for a walk and it was really angry - well it would be it's a cross breed!!"


"I tell you what is close to my heart at the moment. My left lung."


"So I said to my Mum 'I'm going to the funfair' - she said 'Oooooh will you go on the Ghostrain?' - I said 'No, I'll walk'"


"I had a cat called Minton who swallowed a shuttlecock. I said 'Bad Minton!'"


"I saw a bargain the other day, a TV set for £1. Only problem was the volume
control which was stuck on full. Come on, how can you turn that down?"


"I used to go shoplifting on the shoulders of a load of vampires. Then I got caught and charged with burglary on three counts!"


"So I went to Buckingham Palace to cut Prince William's hair. I said to the policeman, 'Can you let me in to the car park, I'm here to cut Prince William's hair?' The policeman said 'Have you got a permit?' - I said, 'No, just a bit off the back!!!!' "


"I was driving down the motorway and someone rang me up on my mobile to say that I'd been promoted to a director. I was in such a shock that I skidded to the left. Later, they rang back and said that I was now the managing director, so I veered the car to the right. Finally, they rang up and said that I was the chairman, and I drove right into the hard shoulder. Yes, I'd careered off the road!!!"

 

Sometimes a roadblock is a gateway to a greater opportunity.
Other times it is just.

 

i give up on trying to use my bank application.
that thing is a nightmare

 

gone are the days of credit manipulation. we are in the end game. some say we are winning.


do a song about it///

 

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When you watch some of those scammer tricks they pull on you tube, you start to wonder if we are winning at all!

 

Lister to Red Dwarf. We have in our midst a complete smeg pot. Brains in the anal region. Chin absent, presumed missing. Genitalia small and inoffensive. Of no value or interest.

 

Binks to Enlightenment. Evidence of primitive humour. The human has knowledge of irony, satire, and imitation. With patient tuition could maybe master simple tasks.

 

Or as Kryton would say:-

001100111011000111100

 

Try using some lube next time.

 

Is this one of those R2R encrypted supplies?

 

Shhhh :P

EDIT:-

I just went on a Binary to Text Website and it turns out,, it SHOULD have read:-


01000100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100001 01110010 01101111 01110101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101010 01100001 01100010 01100010 01100101 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110010 01110100 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01100101 01110010


:D

 

I think the android version is punchier.