The bots are getting smarter and the denial of service attacks are getting more frequent. One must do what one can do otherwise the sites go down,Its a bit annoying, but not terrible. You should of tried getting online with a 300 baud modem, that was frustrating..

 

trick question, you can't produce a triangle from a rectangle without losing one vector...

 

In that case, I would be inclined to consider the possibility of my consciousness having been transferred to a machine-driven replacement body.

I mean - If you think about it, this is exactly how it would play out, isn't it?

One evening, you unwittingly say your last biological good night to your spouse, your family, your dog, your cat, your cockatoo. You get up the next morning and go about your day as you'd do every other day - nothing's changed. Or so you think. But everything has changed.

Your original body is kept hundreds of miles away in a government bunker in a desert place with a Spanish name so unpronounceable to the average American that maps use the phonetic spelling instead.

"Konjelladawrays day Kwearpohs, AZ" - Saying the words out loud seems to activate something buried deep in your mind. The words, the place, they pull on you, they twist your mind. It's difficult to focus. Cursed map. You fool! Put it down, put it down! Burn it! Erase it from your mind.

They never gave you the ability to ask yourself the all-important question; the one that would change everything. Nevertheless - the doubts, those vexing doubts - they keep growing with every passing day. Like your own shadow slowly overtaking you.

But they're just captchas. Silly captchas. Damned stupid silly captchas. How did they become so difficult to solve all of a sudden? Why now? Why is this happening? Why isn't everyone else affected too?

It's so stupid of Google to always make things worse for people. But are they really making things worse for ... people ...?

 

he's right you know, it happened to me, cept they turned me into a frog... but i got better......