J.Lo Cancels Tour - I'm Completely Heartsick... Ben seen heading out door

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  1. muciones

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    That movie is a terrible waste of time, with a boss independent brilliant smart scientist woman shrieking like a brainwashed chicken for 90 minutes and saying some stupid things that will make even ChatGPT 3.5 murder her for all those ridiculous hystericals. Not to add that the sci-fi genre is ridiculed in practically every scene, and the narrative appears to be written by LGBTQ++ gorillas wearing Temu diapers that are three sizes too small.
     
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    Julius Cesar was kidnapped at one point and held for ransom by pirates. While their captive he told them to charge more for his ransom and then basically treated them as inferiors, all the while telling them that when he was free he would come back and crucify them all. When he was eventually freed he got some ships and men together sailed back and captured the pirates. When the governor of the province decided to let them off easy he went to their prison and had them all crucified.

    All I'm saying is Cesar was less full of shit than JLo.
     
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    you can only pick one. which one would you choose?
    • SSL J series
    • Netflix J-Lo series
     
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  4. DoubleTake

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    Why does this post have 3 pages?
    Jennifer Lopez has you all by the balls, in one way or another.
     
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    I feel the same.. but I want to have friends so I just smile. :) Music and software, right guys? :dunno:

    poor Jenny and Ben ... man ..
     
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    My left ball is sad with the cancelation
     
  7. triggerflipper

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    Ooof, projecting much, kingchubby?

    I'm extremely glad (not unlike she sings in her aural enema fluid I'm Glad) that neither of my partners look anything remotely similar to JLo.
    In fact, if a similar looking woman was in my life in any way, I'd ask myself what did I do wrong.
     
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    nah, c'mon, lets cut Jinnifer some slack here. or are you exclusively into average lesbians who look like they should be sent out in the space in a permanently sealed helmet?
     
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    I just don't want more plastics in my partners than what they get naturally from eating fish.
     
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    Same here. So far nobody that saw it has given me good reason to watch it, the naysayers have forwarded ample wrath to help me decide not to...but I'll give it a 20 minute head start, if it sucks ass I'll throw the tomato sauce at the TV that took down the sister site the other day, that Anthony Bourdain recipe that I mentioned.
     
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    Eiza González Says Jennifer Lopez Has Been The Target Of "Disturbing And Heartbreaking Bullying"

    You people better just fuck the back off.
    You better back off the fuckup.
    You fucked up the batter off.
    You fuckers better butter the jackoff.

    You know what I mean.
    And I mean it.
     
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    Lo's high-level mediocrity reached it's half-life in 2008. She's been trying to get back ever since. No one including Ben could tell her it's been over for quite some time...Ticketmaster had to.

    'Lo wanted perform mainly to allow people a last chance to bask in her glorious glory, not as a parting gift to faithful fans, so she created a fully-financed ego trip, a monument to herself. The reality of who 'Lo thought she was eventually caught up with who she really is...the owner of outdated music built for smaller venues and less performance dates.

    Knowledge gained for the low, low price of 20 mil, or 24 easy payments of $833,333 USD.
     
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    I saw like 20-30 min and dropped it. Not my cup of tea, although the visuals (even the core of the plot) are very good.
    I've seen zillions of times that kind of main character. Be it man, woman or alien.

    Perhaps if I was not old, not man, not white, not straight, not gay, not omnivore... :rofl:
     
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    OMG :rofl::rofl::rofl::lmao:
    TOO
    GOOD
    :hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::lmao:
     
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    I liked her better on In Livin' color. She never once opened her Ben spooge hole as a Fly Girl.
     
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    plus he had a better light show...
     
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    its a slow motion train wreck you can't not look at. look at my earlier posts on this subject. I'm not even a jlo fan or hater. I'm just fascinated by watching her slow motion descent, and the reasons given. Just the fact that she spent 20 million dollars making an album and it wasn't as good as say, Led Zeppelin 1, which only cost £1,782 (equivalent to £37,047 in 2023) to complete, boggles the cerebellum. and she had the cojones to make a documentary about the making of the album, as if it were an act to be revered like the painting of the Cistine Chapel ceiling.

    Well its a joke that writes itself really. I just stand back and stare and so far I've made 3 posts on the subject, and its only june by Christmas who knows what events will have occurred?

    she needs a Reality show, though I don't have a TV so maybe she already has one....
     
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  18. echoii

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    she bullshits, she didn't spend 20 mil on no silly album. she gave peanuts to ghost writers and musicians, as all of them do, the rest went on more botox in her bloc bloc.
     
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    See? Xuito gets it. Too bad you didn't, trigerflipper.
     
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  20. triggerflipper

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    Interesting. Cause I'm denying she's hot :bleh:
     
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