Aaaaaand the stalker keeps stalking. You are really craving for attention, do you? You are not going to dislike this one too, sweetheart?

 

Yawn!

 

Have you ever wondered why people are slow? Move slower? React more slowly? Don't do crazy moves?

Even the same situation exists in art. Artists mostly sit on chairs and the only muscle of their body that moves is their tongue and the rest of the muscles are standing still. Bedroom producers are one of the prominent examples. An artist who should entertain others with his movements, needs someone to move him like a puppet, with threads tied around his hands and feet.

One of the main reasons for this situation is excessive sex. Too much sex affects the brain and all organs of the body and eventually causes slow movements or not moving at all. The reasons for excessive sex should be identified, but one of the main reasons is watching too much porn.

Porn eventually causes paralysis of all muscles and stops movement.

 

Now we don't have people like Arnold who surprise the world with their moves. If Arnold watched porn every day instead of shooting bad people and punishing them, he would be sitting at home like a kitten waiting for his owner to bring him food.

 

Telling people what to do with their own bodies is what is BAD for our mental health.
It is banned in countries where freedom is the last priority of their gobernants, where they treat their citizens as childs, usually not democracies, usually dictatorial states in some form.

 

When I was 18 my girlfriend Victoria and I had lots of sex everywhere and all the time...on NYC roofs, bathrooms, stairways, bedrooms when we could find one and she even gave me a handjob once while walking down Broadway in the middle of the day. My grandfather became very concerned about my "output". One day he beckoned me aside in their Queens apartment so that my grandmother couldn't hear our conversation, and with all seriousness and in that grave tone that he reserved for important matters, told me that a man has only a certain amount of sperm that he can use in his lifetime and that I needed to slow it way, way down if I ever wanted to have children so as not to run out of "milk" before then and need to adopt. However, now after reading this thread and discovering Porn Hub I know that he was wrong even though he meant well. Thank you Audiosex.

 

Was Gramps playing Monty Python’s “Every Sperm Is Sacred” in the background while he gave you a piece of his mind? Just curious.

 

that poor man, think of all the sex he didnt have trying to not run out... although it could also be that at some point he wanted to run out and not have anymore kids... so my question is how many kids did he have?

 

Two, one for each nut I guess.

 

How did you know that my grandfather was Eric Idle?

 

“I drink and I know things” - Tyrion Lannister.

 

So this is that famous Victoria's Secret? You won't have any problems revealing it?

 

can't speak for anyone else, but being left alone on a computer at 7 years old, the first thing I typed in to that internet explorer address bar was "www.sex.com"... and I was certainly not the first of my blood line to be exposed too early.

20 years later, I am beyond grateful that porn is no longer part of my life. for me, it was completely pointless and destructive to my soul.

 

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LOL it was that easy?
And stupid I was looking on some red tubes and warez sites.

 

@Lois Lane Also after watching this 2010 remixed version I figure out who was the Roxanne from The Police song.
Roxanne was a slut or at least exclusive prostitute

Before I thought she just sells her organs on the black market and then she throws away all the money for the red wine.
Because she's an alcoholic and like to party.
My big brain moment

 

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