Compressors Ruin Your Songs!!

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    Beethoven was deaf afaik
     
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    Only at the end...
     
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    Which end?
     
  4. Margaret

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    What are you talking about? Bethoven was blind. How he will write his music if he was deaf? :dunno:
    At the end of Baroque era :yes:
     
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    He became deaf when he was 25-27 years old, tinnitus, ear ringing, hearing loss
     
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    In the olden days (1960s-70s?) a compressor was an expensive bit of kit. There was probably only one in the studio and it was generally only used for lead vocals, which is where it was needed most.

    Another one was probably used for mastering, to cover vinyl noise and to insure against needle jumps.

    Compressing everything flat as a pancake was only done for Musak ("elevator music"). But nowadays, hey you gotta get your sausage fattened cos everyone else does! Compress! Saturate! Loud, loud, loud! :knock:
     
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    Regarding Syphilis -

    That's not humour, that is just a consequence of being human and living at that time.

    Oxford University Press's Academic Insights for the Thinking World:
    https://blog.oup.com/2015/03/beethoven-diagnosis-death-anniversary/

    Beethoven may have been a genius but he was still a man. Einstein and even Steven Hawking were also geniuses as well as promiscuous lechers. Being smart doesn't just overcome being horny by "smart magic."
     
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  9. BaSsDuDe

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    1. There are different types of music
    2. Some music needs compression...that stated...
    3. Some music has dynamic performers who use a REAL experienced musician's skills known as "Light and shade". Too much compression will kill this completely. This is why so many EDM engineers have been replaced in many acoustic settings. Some music also does not need sub-bass with the latter statement also occurring.
    4. HOWEVER, upward compression can be very useful.
    5. LAST - some music and some people like to hear a compressor pumping. I get that in the music it is relevant for but saying it kills all music is wrong. I self-compress as a performer of decades as do my peers. It is something learned over time. It is a consistency and evenness in playing and can be easily seen in the waveform because it has no spikes , except on hits where the music itself requires it. A compressor is still needed for overall evenness but it does not need to to squash, surge, pump or be heard to be effective in a lot of music. if this was untrue, nobody would have made the statement "it is transparent".
     
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    KUSH, Margaret or passeee are going to jump on this with a new thread.

    "Beethoven made music, I make music. Beethoven had sex, I don't. How this is fair? Opinions? How can I get syphilis without having sex?"
     
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    Next clickbait YT title:

    FADERS ARE RUINING YOUR SONGS!
    YOU ARE USING FADERS WRONG!
     
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    Bach rode that syphilitic train... no surprise, what, 29 kids or whatever it was...
     
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    I guess some Karen jumped on you when you were drunk and sleeping? :rofl:
     
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    Thread about compressors.
    Somewhere at the page 5:
    - Beethoven was deaf.
    - No. Beethoven had syphilis.
    :hahaha:

    We are loosing it boys :rofl:
     
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    You have to have it, before you can loose it.

    Beethoven was deaf because of syphilis.

    Which was called by his love of compression when grinding uglies.

    Compression is dangerous to your health.
     
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    Not far from Audio-SEX and pro.
    Beethoven would be here posting too:hahaha:
     
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  18. Margaret

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    Yeah. Especially when you are inside bus.

    Bus Compression :hillbilly:
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    Are you inviting me to ride the short bus with you? Meh it beats walking, see you after school.
     
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    "Special" needs only:hillbilly:

     
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