I should put one of my computers under the table so I'll be able to find funny threads like this when I'm under it.



Happy New Year everyone! (I can't remember if I did this on the 1st...)

oh and anything Spectrasonics is so overrated. And really the installation sux rat's arse indeed.

 

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@bluebone and @MalachiSATX So you disliked this thread? Did it hurt your feelings? Come on ! Tell everyone what you were willing to trade for my help installing Omnisphere? I thought that @Xupito was the #1 pervert here but I was wrong.

Don't tell that to our esteemed members @bluebone and @MalachiSATX. They were willing to do the unthinkable just to have Omnisphere running in order to use it in their next platinum single.

 

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ur seem crazy to me. only thing you can do is insulting ppl? really? i don't use omnisphere.

 

The Pirate's New Year's Resolution™:
ban idiots from the forum wasting virtual ink
(I know it wont happens but my second nik is Don Quixote...)

 

Right, OMNISPHERE.
Let's summarize what we already know.
I need your help!

 

The English vocabulary, like any language, has humour that sometimes gets lost in translation.
While there is certainly a degree of annoyance at multiple requests for exactly the same thing, so many times that any normal human being would want to pull their hair out....the core of this is in fun. Do not take it too seriously.
He's not remotely crazy by the way.

 

If I am crazy, and YOU are reading, and participating in a crazy's member thread IN the HUMOR SECTION ...what does that make you? Crazier? Masochist? Pervert? LLIQDF? We know your bone is blue and must hurt like a madafakar but come on, vro! You never heard of Pornhub and Cinco Amigos?
On a SERIOUS note, I think you need to loosen up a bit. After all, this is the HUMOR section of the Forum. Maybe the BIOSTFUTool can help you with your bitterness. Just do NOT ask me for any fucking instructions on how to use it.
If the BIOSTFUTool does not help with your blue bone dilemma, do not despair. Either wait for version 4.1111189999 or kindly request that @Lois Lane write you a poem. If those do not work, contact @No Avenger, and demand the @The Pirate Special which consists of @No Avenger wearing a Batman custom and inserting his anal-og compressor in your master bus (no pun intended). Let me know how it works.

 

Oh blue, so blue
What has become of you...
Now sleep...
Perchance, a wet dream...
Ay...give it there a rub….

Lois Modafaking Shakespeare

 

I beg to differ my ship plundering friend, for the time being we are here HomeForums>Misc>Lounge.

 

The PIRATE is PREGNANT ! We should overlook the stress because it's totally normal on those situations. Imagine having hundreds of modafakars making beats on untreated rooms just wanting to crack the ass of this old software so they can think they are Metro Boomin, Sony Digital or Southside (the last one, on the worst scenario; those modafakars think FL 12 sounds better because it comes with 5dbfs more on the 2buss ass mickey mouse limiter).

BUT, i think The Pirate is wrong recomending the BIOSTFU tool for some noob modafakars here. How do you expect em to do good use of the tool if they can't even install an ancient piece of software? For those modafakars i recomend a DJ mixer or a pedal version of the tool so they can play on the modafaking pubs where they live

 

Fak. I stand corrected, so PLEASE move it to the right section in order to avoid melodrama and referrals to your anal-og compression insertions.

 

You is 100% correct

Dis shit Israel

Modafakar, @The Pirate never wrong NEVER!!

You is 100% correct again. You is a geni - ass. The problem with dem dumb modafakars tryin to play in one of dem modafaking pubs is dat the dumb modafakars may endup calling me because the dumb modafakars dont know how to plug-in the modafakar mixer. Any mention of plugin, and the dumb modafakars are contacting me for instructions.

 

THE REMIX VERSION

Oh blue, so blue
What has become of you...
Now sleep...
Perchance, a wet dream...
Ay...give it there a rub….

Oh blue, blue , blue
whatever you do
do not let @No Avenger
insert it without lube

Lois Modafaking Shakespeare Ghost Writer

 

That's what happens when he puts on your Batman costume

 

The Jim Henson Remastered version
Oh green, so green
What has become of you...
Now sleep...
Perchance, a wet frog...
Ay...give it there a tug….

Oh pink, pink , pink
whatever you do
do not let @No Avenger
insert it without Miss Piggy stink

Oh brown, brown brown
What is left when they did a round
do not let @Xupito describe the Gonzo meato
Or give to the moderators to veto

Oh black, so black
When browneyes fail and display a crack
do not let the @The Pirate pull out anything from Beaker and fire it


Lois Modafaking Pirated Shakespeare Ghost Writer Avenged after eating too much Chilli with Xupito

 

hi, modafakar reports he missed the point of this post. rating undone. and now, please, can you help me installing omnispire?

 

Fak off

 

You let out the part about the compressor in the master buss.