Since Philharmonia Orchestra does not want anyone to create a sampler instrument from this banjo please do not download this harmless zip file containing a kontakt 5 file
http://www.mediafire.com/download/23cwg1qhp0qatq4/DIY_Philharmonic_Banjo.zip
then download these samples and convert them to wave from mp3
http://www.philharmonia.co.uk/explore/make_music/banjo
and then certainly do not place them in the harm banjo Samples directory.
Finally on no account use the harmless K5 file in Kontakt 5 to create what might be described as banjolike noises.
Thank you and good night.

PS Do not download this guitar http://www.mediafire.com/download/8zgczhxdi5nj57m/DIY_Philharmonic_Guitar.zip
nor these samples http://www.philharmonia.co.uk/explore/make_music/guitar

Nor listen to this demo
https://soundcloud.com/bigcat1969/salty-dog-blues

 

OK

( I think bigcat has been on the pop tonight )

 

Thanks! I'll most certainly abstain from doing that

 

Hey bigcat thanks for not contributing to the forums.

 

Mean Mary playing fast banjo

 

I didnt even read it.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyBZ6ytUUKA

 

I promise, bigcat...

 

No Guarantee, but you will need to update to even use this lol

 

I agree...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SleYHOcLjOg

...who wanna play like a dog?

 

Durn that Service Center!

 

Count me out :dancing:

 

No thanks to you!!

Have a bad day, I'll don't upload these no files.

Now I'm going to vomit a coffee.

 

Mean Mary kicks arse

Check this one out

 

Under no circumstances did i load the above banjo samples into kontakt and then load the harmless kontakt file and have a deliverance style banjo battle with these samples and my guitar....

But u do have a purrrty mouth bigcat !
That much i will admit to...

 

I remember watching Deliverance alone when I was a teenager. I think my parents had gone away for the weekend. Totally freaked me out (especially the piggy scene), I didn't sleep for a week, but "the duel" is a classic bit of cinematography

 

This thread is great.

 

Thank you for sharing what we shouldn't do.