The Pirate cums clean about the BIOSTHUTool

Discussion in 'humor' started by The Pirate, Aug 7, 2023.

  1. The Pirate

    The Pirate Audiosexual

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    I am not worried about it. I am calling it like it is. Whenever you speak the truth, someone will be offended. I have been called much worst than leech, and continued to live a happy life thereafter. Ohh yes, I can claim 100% KOMPLETE legit-ness on my production machine (whatever the fuck that is). What do you take me for? I aint no leech, I ain't no mickey mouse, preset user bedroom producer/mixing engineer/mastering engineer. Indeed, I am the most successful producer, songwriter, engineer, studio owner, to ever join this site. When I walk into the Grammy's award ceremony, mega star vow as I pass them by. At the AES convention. everyone asks me for advice. All DAW developers rely on my opinion when coding their DAWs. John Lennon used to call my cell for inspiration prior to writing any of his songs. @No Avenger can vouch for me. I taught him how to insert his compressor in my master bus. You Google my name and get 1,730,000,000 results. Needless to say, I am the best that ever was. I aint no leech. I never downloaded or uploaded ANYTHING illegaly. NEVER.
     
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  2. Lois Lane

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    Yes you are:beg:

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  3. Trurl

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    I don't like to cum clean, I like to cum hard.
     
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  4. saccamano

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    Dude, you are so full of shit you don't know whether you're shot, fucked, powder-burnt, or snake-bit... mildly amusing though, I'll give you that...:rofl:
     
  5. Trurl

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    Today's quite a day... for the first time in what, 4 years I've put someone on ignore.
     
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  6. mk_96

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  7. The Pirate

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    Yes dear. I am full of shit, and I like to be full of it. Indeed, I love it! Being full of shit is a good thing. As a matter of fact, I dare you or anyone else to say otherwise. :guru:I do have proof that shit is a wonderful thing:

    A million flies can't be wrong :hillbilly:
     
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  8. saccamano

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    I STILL wanna bone the living hell out of your avatar tho... Can you introduce us maybe? :rofl:
     
  9. The Pirate

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    Only if you are a real DJ. Why? Because real DJs do it with 12inches. What are you packing?

    Edit: Have your Cahsapp or Paypal or Zelle ready
     
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  10. DontKnowJack

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    It's surprising to see all the thirsty audiophiles in this thread who want to believe that The Pirate's avatar is actually The Pirate and not actually a Russian model named Maria Ryabushkina (aka Melena Maria Rya).
    :deep_facepalm:
     
  11. The Pirate

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    I am Maria. The Pirate is my alter ego. It is not surprising that you can't tell a Russian model from a pirate, just like your handle don't know jack shit.:hahaha:
     
  12. Deuterium

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    im here for some subversive discourse:disco:
     
  13. The Pirate

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    OH YEAH! You will get subversive, perversive, splenetic, acrimonious, and irascible discourses here. This thread will feed your intellect and morals like nothing else on the net.
     
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  14. Backtired

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    it's clear you are new and were not around here when pirate was live streaming in bikini the making of his third album
     
  15. Daisy69

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    Model?
    I putted phrase "Melena Maria Rya" into the google images. And all the results that I saw. Man...
    SHE ISN'T A MODEL
     
  16. FrankWhite23

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    :rofl:you have my forgiveness and can i name the baby?
     
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    I still have access to the BIOSTFU tool:disco:
     
  18. famouslut

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    I broke the habit of a lunchtime and put the phrase "Daisy69" into google. It came up with the most horrific, depraved stuff:
    Steven Slate products BO (also nailart)
     
  19. Lois Lane

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    Too late, The Pirate is naming it after me.

    Are you going to name the baby after me? Asked I.
    Of course! Consider it a done deal. Returned, The Pirate
     
  20. Daisy69

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    Also if you dig deeper
    Who give advice to Elon Musk to rebrand Twitter to X - Daisy69 Secret Adviser
     
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