my predictions

single: 65%
in a relationship: 27%
married: 8%

 

Single PROUD dad, of 2 wonderful girls, both almost 5 & 7 yrs of age.. Just try to be thankful and happy with who and what you have, any 'marital'/relationship status is irrelevant... blessings

 

I'm married but we're also in a relationship, so I kinda need to be able to pick two

 

Divorced. I'm happy I'm single for more than 2 years. No need any relations anymore because...
Ok.. Fuck that and all that titty stuff.
A proud dad. One son. He is a nice guy. Unfortunately, I see him rarely. (I work too much, and see him only once or twice a week, rarely more often).
I hope I will be single till my last days, and hope my son will be way happier than me

 

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What is it to you? You gonna date me?

 

? O_o

 

happy married with a very young nice girl and one 3 old year boy . (classic old analog produccer life)

 

In a relationship with a pretty and nice girl, although she's a cop and i'm a thug. It's interesting, as long as she don't find the weed @Lois Lane sent me

 

Married with a japanese girl

 

I'm not allowed to get within 1 kilometer of any human being ever since my FBI guy found out about my fetishes, and since most hot single milfs live in my area (according to the internet) you can imagine i'm very single indeed.

Also, i'm legally required to tell you that i'm a registered hamster sex offender.

 

Oooooh, saucy

 

Married. Wife lets me plenty of studio time but thnks it's boring af. Also knows well about sister site escapades, thinks that's boring too, she's never as excited as me about releases

 

single for 4 years now, the last relationship was a lot like marriage minus the paperwork, for about 7yrs+. I don't do marriage, don't believe in that thing. Still good looking (according to my mother) and going out meeting people but they don't like my audio-related jokes/memes so I keep it short and back to tweaking that cut at 250Hz which needs a little tighter Q. Also I'm not interested in casual sexual intercourse that much now I kept saying no whenever the opportunity presents itself. Not bragging but people irl seem to throw themselves at me for some weird reason I dont understand and it turns me off real quick. Tits still look greats sometimes, still appreciate nice rounded medium tits, so still straight and normal, but that's just it. I'll be alright solo I guess.

 

Bored Week end?
I can guess what's your situation lol

 

Married for 19 years and we, have an 18 year 9 month old incredible daughter. My wife's father actually held a shotgun to my back at our wedding.

 

Xupito: does it count as being in a relationship if I keep touching myself?

 

Does my right hand qualify as a relationship partner?

 

NO WAY!!! I DIDN'T SEE THAT UNTIL AFTER I POSTED!!!
Both wrote at the same moment... OMG

 

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I've got a extra female around the house. Where can I send her? Impossible.
We did create a beautiful boy who is 11.

 

"Are you downloading porn?"
"No, just music stuff."
"Why is your dick hard?"
"Is it? Huh."