Ordered it and went to download it:
"Your order is currently being processed and your serial will be available shortly.
You will receive an email from us once this has been deposited into your user account.
Have any questions? contact us at [email protected]"
Is this normal?
I'm not used to paying for software and being made to wait to download it
Look forward to trying it out eventually

 

yes it is, you will have your order tomorrow... don't worry

 

For starters... how many kidneys do you *really need? I mean, let's be real here, they're just your livers B-team.

 

I've never seen that before, so it's not normal, not from my experience, but I'm sure you'll be fine.
[insert patience + millennial/boomer/whateverwhatever joke here]

 

I'm a senior.
I'm impatient because I'm afraid of dying before I get my serial number

 

You should approach Plugin Boutique with that *cough* exact phrasing, concerning your valid concern that death might take you from us before you get to know the joys of the cleanliness that is the Kotelnikov. Really lay it out like a proper five-act tragedy.
If you decide to do this, please keep us posted on the hilarity.