I wonder how that even exists. How does it clean? Cause my Q-tips don't even do a good job and they go in my ears...

Six bucks says he took a piss into his cans then flipped them for two grand. I've been droppin' muh piss off at the bus stop for years with no financial return. Mark Cuckenberg was 19 when he took stole my info to make Facebook widdit, it's too late to make it in life. Give up people, you're all over 19, be real.

If you aren't flippin' yer waste for a blockbuster killin, then life just ain't worthit. What has OnlyFans done? Made puttin' a cuppa piss next to your ears look profitably hip' 'n shit then made it look like it's part of a balanced & nutritious diet.

It's not the fuckin AI takin' up your jobs, it's the weird fetishes that are offering too many positions for regular boring vanilla missionary sex people to be in the work force simultaneously. I mean, excuse me but my headphones don't carry my piss for me and never even thought to make any plans to store any urine in the near future, neither.

 

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Pro Tools turned me into a psychic, not only did Poor Tools shut down that morning before my visit to the Chinese Buffet but I felt it coming on beforehand. Then this fortune cookie just confirmed it all. I do palm readings now. 10 fitty a pop. Have you been looking through the photos on my phone? Ooh, that's how you know I'm good. I take Paypal & GrubHub.

 

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Is what I thought you said

 

Psychotic what dear? Finish the sentence

 

lol @ Melodyne..
Now we know why it sounds so Fishy and kinda fried sometimes..

 

I would make some noise if the only motherfucker that faithfully votes against war since he could spell politics would run for office then not be jipped out of the election again. Then I'll fuckin' throw my hands up & deplete the Amazonian trees of it's bark too.