WTF this forum is going nuts i never saw a camel smoking a joint telling people about the harms of the drugs related to the cognitive system

 

You finally realized where did you get into... too late. In AudioSex nobody can hear your screams...

Sorry, I just rewatched World War Zombie...

 

I know 3 languages.

Was it that obvious slang is my 4th language? You'd had to live my experiences or at the very least shovel some shit outside of your house for a bit to catch a few references. If you've never been to a club, a festival, a gym or even seen a funny movie for teens... well then my words would fall right into a gutted spleen, never to be heard or seen. What's deepL? I thot L's can only get fatter, not deeper. Hmm TIL! Thanks brevver.

Nobody Envies mah Penis, mate.

Whatever way I choose to take the virginity of my water is only my own business.

LSD? What's that? Little Soaped Dildos?
I mean I guess, since nobody bringen their envies to mah penis show date, already told you that, mate.

Cannerbins, yeah, well everybody got some time fer a littolbitta chiba skunk.

This guy gets it, but I ain't boutta admit squat to that packa smokes inquiring about my grape nuggets.

 

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Six pages: This is getting ridiculous.

Isn't it time to close this thread once and for all?

 

No not until he left then came back with a new account. Don't spoil dis for us!

 

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Nah this needs to stay up indefinitely as a bright and shining monument to how hilarious this site can be. lmao

 

trouble finding the exit door i see

 

When I see true heroes like this gentleman I regain the faith in humanity

 

Somebody in the backwoods of AudioSex is scraping out Joe Crisp's dinner from underneath they toenails after pulling they foot outta Joe's Crispy ass, I presume. Who knew the exit was literal? Why it's biological? It's anatomical? Is it a struggle of organisms scraping by?

NO! It's the re-entry of guests that should not use the back exit the same as the entrance way upfront, you see? Like a movie theater, but some people just love themselves some stinky pee. That's why AS has a buddon to "register for a brant of new account" MdB. Don't you know AS is composed of smol geese named Brants? You see?



I think all noob accounts should have this duck as a profile picture until they reach a certain threshold that lets them upgrade to the duck above them in it's super delicious food chain. How else will we know who used to have an account that was previously put out like a cigarette butt so they had to run to the store to re-up with a new pack of accounts.

It's settled! We shall identify them by they quacks! Yep, yep. They'll be back. Just look at me "quack *COUGH* quack"

 

That's how you know he's really about his liquid courage. He's got an entire brown street puddle fulla courage that's a liquid of sorts, he's also got that bottle of Jack in his liver, his stomach, some making it's way down his esophagus, two cheek-fulls of that bicker liquor and his dickbeaters grasping onto his bottle for dear life harder than his other hand actually grasping on for dear life.

I saw that gentleman last week shopping for a Toyota Tacoma, yeah the ones with the square cupholders. I overheard him specifically say to the automobile salesman "El' attencion! Papi, whip bedder hab a place for my mañiana & an appartment to house my square-assed cousin Jack Dañielte. You knows a hombres like me don't like puddin' their sons juicebox in that shit, holmes"

"Huh" I thought to myself briefly, I guess a Jack Daniels isn't square because it doesn't know how to have fun but it's square cause Toyota drivers gotta drink on the go.





I guess I like trux now. Also Toya, you should hire me cause I know how to fit 2 tail ends of your name like circling 2 round tatas in your square cupholders rendering your deetdeedee of intelligence shapes test for house pets useless. Might as well bump up to elephants drawing theyselves flawlessly.



Tipsy Toyotata's
...is your new slogan. It's been settled right in this here thread.
We can skip the job application process, I know.
Toyotits for all.

 

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Were you on another popular music software site once as ILuvCats??

 

No, what's that? Oh no, I understood the question wrong. I thought you were saying was I on a site called ILuvCats, but no that's not me either.

 

The posting style is... similar

 

Saul Goodman, for whatever it's worth everyone online always thinks I'm someone and they're right. I AM someone.... like they're someone. But my someone is often different than another's someone else.

To them I seem to be either their sugar fatha or their fartin' granmudda but in some parts of Louisiana they are both the same someone as the last someone that came before them. Something about inter-triangular-super-obtusular-extra-curricular-marriages-or-somshit.

My Drivers ID has less words about the same stuffs than... that. So I'm not the best at explaining all des. Sorry I wasn't the same someone as ILuvCats cause I love me some cooter, my duder. We woulda gotten along great and way more gooder.

 

WAYMENT, J-Joe Crisp... @Joe Crisp.

Waymen, I member you & Joe Momma.

You's that two timin' Pro Tools user ain't ya? Hard Ban.
Calling it PT doesn't just subtract the awful right out of it mate.

Come f8 me outsed after school mayte.
8pm, when everybody went home and fell asleep before homework.
I ain't scared. Yous scare.
Bring tommorrows
lunchbox mate,
I'm eatin it
harder
than
PT
ET'N
all of
UR
rams
which
R
belong
to
dems
.

 

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Atta boi. Learned quick. He has gone full circle by entering through his own exit. It's how we do it at audio sex. If you're a snake in the wilderness then shedding your skin where you are is soo boooooring but shedding your skin as you chug your own tail. Now...det the stuff of 2023.

He's taken my advice, he's gotten in the backseat of his carseat account so we can close the thread.
But only after he's changed his name to JoeMomma cause even she would make a better choice, than Poor Tools.

Poor Ole Tools, always trying so hard to be a real beer but ends up falling short, like the virgin hoppy wheatstrokes inna cold bottle of O'Doul's parked in the hands of Beavis n Butthead outfront a gas station trying so hard to walk sideways. Kind of like Canadians that laugh at all Americans for sub 10% alcohol levels, like how do they even get drunk?

 

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Absolutely. And now people writing what ever..
Closed, we re not here for negativity.