I is waiting for certain vst to drop b4 making music

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  1. bennyplease

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    I'm waiting for apogee pultic
    ssl native strip black edition
    uad plugins (tapes specifically)
    official vertigo plugins
    working soundtoys

    I wont be making music until all these have dropped

    imagine diluting my music with subpar plugins.
    who's with me?
     
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  3. twoheart

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    Back in the days I was about to be a great tennis player and had the same attitude towads the hardware necessary to play tennis: Tennis rackets, tennis shoes, tennis clothing. It never happened that these products were as good as I could expect as the coming star in the tennis sky.
    In the end the world never saw me become champion. :dunno:
    Such a bad luck though for the world. :rofl:
     
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  4. phloopy

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    My guess is you´ll become a very old guy before you start making music ....... good luck.
     
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  5. PHASE360

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    Yes I am with you! I too have certain "demands". Well... thats disingenuous actually because it is not without payment of course. For instance I have both my balls up for grabs (if you pardon the expression). One ball is reserved for UAD Spark, and the other is for Strymon Big Sky, and until my balls are gone I will NOT be making another piece of music for anyones enjoyment! You mark my words boiii.
     
  6. Haliax

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    I'm not making any music until I get strings for my guitar
     
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    I'm not making any music.

    *mic drop*
     
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  8. BEAT16

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    Waiting for the next salary, waiting at the cash desk, waiting at the doctor's, waiting for a new update and waiting for the bug fix for my DAW, waiting for waiting waiting waiting waiting .... how many years have I waited in total? wait a minute, I'll work it out... Waiting until the PC calculates it... Wait a minute!!!
     
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    It's the humor section, Beat16, lighten up! :mad:
     
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    Oh, thank you @DoubleTake, I didn't realise....
    Thanks for reminding me, dear @DoubleTake, you are a user with a big heart and a big head.
     
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    ~Everyone knows that good music writes itself for you.. it's all about the plugins you use!~

    MIDI generators + (your VSTs of choice) + God Particle + UAD/SSL = instant success. Maybe even throw ChatGPT in there.
     
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  13. Sylenth.Will.Fall

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    Oh I'm definitely with you because I refuse to have any of my music published until the Planet Hortensia aligns with Earth AND Pluto. The fact that Hortensia hasn't even been discovered yet is irrelevant!

    Update:-

    For a laugh I just googled Planet Hortensia and it exists :O Talk about your all time backfires!!!
     
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    Me either unless they're paying me in which case I don't care
     
  15. MdB

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    you forgot to add that you also require that someone explains you how to imitate the trendy songs
    By the way, whats that instrument you hear in the intro of Queen's "Under Pressure" ?
     
  16. Olymoon

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    Yeah, you forgot wait for the next release ... Expectation lol :rofl:
     
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    If ChatGPT can smoke a Wharton professor's college exam, (on a real news site today), a computer with AI can probably beat 90% of the guys making youtubes about compression.
     
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  18. Strat4ever

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    What nonsense, now I've heard everything. Hard work, practice and dedication make the musician, better equipment may help but if a person doesn't have any ability or talent, nothing will help them.
     
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    Is you is or is you ain't? :unsure: [​IMG]
     
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    They think it don't be like it is... but it do
     
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