I know this forum is called "audiosex" but.. oh my.

 

There are many ways to combat insomnia, but perhaps the safest, most pleasant, and natural of them is masturbation. The culture of sex has changed dramatically over the past few years. The term "sexual wellness" has become commonplace, and discussing sexuality and its pleasures is no longer taboo. We're paying more attention to our needs and health, and we're finally discovering that masturbation is not shameful. Moreover, recent studies have shown that self-satisfaction may be the key to a great healthy night's sleep. If you can't sleep, you can also go abdl chat. Do what you like and what you want.

 

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I can't believe I missed this thread. Priceless

 

The Batlight you have setup is broken?

 

I think there is a correlation between (soft)drugs and bad dreams and maybe to much alcohol too, not any form of sex or intimacy.
But bad dreams in general are a good way to deal with anxiety safely imho. In daily life we suppress our fears (with our minds/will and or (legal) drugs and in dreams we can explore the depths of our fears without having to take risks.
Cheers!

 

What about those of us that don't dream or can not recall any dreams at all... I go to sleep there is nothing then I wake up.

There is a period of about 2-3 years between just sleeping and a single recalled dream at waking.

If you guys get to dream, just enjoy the free movies and stop trying to overanalyse it.

 

my dream life has been very entertaining most of my life, so much so that i'd always rather be asleep than the drudgery of 'real' life. nightmares are also the best entertainment. you eventually understand that nothing can hurt you so i confront the scary stuff head on and charge right for it, heh.

 

I've had dreams where I would just be making music on my computer like I would in real life. Can't even catch a break in my sleep...

However, to answer that funny question, I do believe there is a strong correlation between not masturbating and having wet dreams instead

 

This is called Vodka.

 

Only if you're jerking off the boogey man while you masturbate. Otherwise, all should be good. The questions here are getting f'ing weirder, just saying.. lol

 

Not really in those terms, but masturbating or climaxing in general does raise stress hormones like prolactin and cortisol. if you are already prone to sleep issues, then the addition of the stress hormones could manifest itself as nightmares

 

That guy is completely fkn unreliable. Even a reach-around is just wishful thinking.

 

I only have nightmares when I go to sleep on a full stomach full of food. I imagine though that if one feels masterbation is sinful or is morally wrong then that might contribute to bad dreams. Other than that you all have permission from me to go poke and stroke to your wrists turn numb (Zappa reference from Dinah-Mo Humm), so go fuck yourselves silly and gave sweet, sweet cream dreams.

 

It would seem so. Even for me one of these threads pass under my radar from time to time

That beats my usual "freely shake your romantic tool applying an LFO" hands down
Wait, perhaps was a HFO....

 

OMG
HFO

 

A few weeks ago, I was watching some News on the TV and felt horribly Ageist targeted by a string of the commercials and strangely thought of you.

It was for some kind of heart meds, then Cialis or Viagra, and finally some shit for Peyronies disease. In that precise sequence. Shortly thereafter was one for a marijuana thing about paranoia. So much for Windows not leaking data. It's 4:20 somewhere, so they got that right at least.

 

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Thank you for my afternoon dose of laughter!

Hey pal, just try to relax a little, with or without autoeroticism (a practice that is not bad, as long as it doesn't go beyond the limits of common sense).

Just remember:



LIFE IS GOOD!

 

Last edited: Nov 7, 2022

I would normally guess the initial question is not funny, and the OP might be experiencing some form of Enumeration commonly experienced by people who are "on the spectrum".

But I have heard his tracks before. It's ok to go the comedic route.