Its the year 2032, tiktok just purchased the entire genre of edm. You can no longer listen to edm anywhere else, just tiktok. You just bought a ticket to the last standing edm festival. It only cost you $500, after fees it added up to $1500 but youre okay with that because it includes the amazon air drop ketamine delivery. The festival is completely virtual, through tiktok. No one has been outside in years due to monkey pox. Theres 20k artists on the lineup, but their sets are only 15 seconds. There are no cdj’s because no one is mixing anything live, in fact none of the artists produced any of the songs either because everyone knows making your own art is for boomers. The last real producer was canceled years ago. The oldest artist on the lineup is 12, youve never heard his music before but youre a big fan of his mom Riley Reid. He comes out for his set, the music starts and he begins his tiktok dance. Hes combining whips and nae naes in a way that no one has ever seen before. Its an absolute fucking banger. Youre in your living room wearing your favorite outfit, a 2 inch piece of scotch tape, wielding a flaming dildo while also trying to head bang. Youre getting fire on other things around the room but its fine because youre in your flow state, and the government will send you enough money each month to cover the damages. The doorbell rings, yayyy its the ketamine drone. Suddey the music stops. Mark zuckerberg and vladamir putin appear on your phone and thank you for watching. Its now 7:59pm, almost time for bed in the united states of russia. You rush to your room and climb in bed. The clock strikes 8 and the power to your entire house and phone shuts off. Lights out. What an amazing experience.

 

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I'm sorry but I think this belongs here

 

and the Rolling Stones are still touring

 

Somebody pleeeeese set this chain up and see what happens. You can see most of the settings...

 

And this is a dystopian future? If Beyoncé is president, utopia confirmed'd! >______>

 

There is a new waveform called hexagon - you need all waves plugins to get it!