Bus or Boat?

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  1. slowpoke

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    If you are struggling to differentiate between your buses and your boats, let me do it for you. I'm getting fucking brilliant at it. I can do trains too, but sometimes I think they're buses.

     
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    Please could you pm me the number of your dealer? Thanks :wink:
     
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    Hmmm, that's typical bot behaviour. Just click here real quick to be sure.
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  5. realitybytez

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    those are the easy ones. how am i supposed to know which ones are living rooms? they all look dead to me.
     
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    I could feel your needle nodding off before you do. Needle gets whiskey dick before your next dose to help you tell the difference between buses and boats.
     
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    With every captcha Skynet gets closer to world Domination.. :disco:
     
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  8. Sylenth.Will.Fall

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    If you practice every day for a few years you may even be able to tell the difference between a motor bike and a lawnmower, which could come in handy if you've ever wondered why you don't pull away all that fast at the lights!
     
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    Jeez, now I get why I kept falling on my side every time I tried cuting the grass. Thanks, you've been helpful.
     
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    And there's always that one Square which has just the corner of a Traffic Light,
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    I usually mix on buses too.
    I have to train to mix on trains , not experienced yet :)
     
  12. B00nD0ggie

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    Combine bus and boat, u get...BOT. Coincidence?? (Q)incidence???
     
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    No no NOOOO. it's because you're supposed to cut it, not smoke it..
     
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    What about da plane, da plane! When I cruise I have to take a plane, to take a car, to get on the boat! I do have trouble differentiating between them. I will call you next time. Also, I too want your dealer's name.
     
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    After hooking up with slowpoke's dealer and sampling his wares, my epiphany was that they used a bus on the boats when they mixed this sound effects library.

    Will wonders ever cease?

     
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    It can get confusing depending on where I am.

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    So that's why I lost my foot when I went to put the kickstand down!
     
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    Duck Slipway sounds like an old bluesman
     
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