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yea peeing on two feet was a game changer for me that took took me to the next level.

 

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It's a game changer with a boner so you don't pissing all over the toilet seat and paper or risk getting ya dick shit durty

 

That's a very rewarding risk, trust me

 

I like to live on the edge too with my Shrek pooping toothpasting dispenser because he pooping standing up. He fucking tootpaste tube dispenser then he shit me teet all up

 

That strumming midi nylon riff was killer

hahahah in that case I should check out the guitar ding in my head because to shrek it's passive income, to me it's accumulative.

 

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Boning the tube back after it came all inside you is definitely a power move.

 

Riiight.. back then Melodies still were an important thing in Music,
even for a meme synth track..
Nowadays EDM is all just... ZzzeeEEENNG zzZZooOOnNg GGRooOUuoOUoiiGHO GGRooOUuoOUoiiGHO..

And Orchestral music is like..
nnnñññiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIII.. nnñññoooooooooOOO.. bbWWAAAHMM bbwwwHHAAAAMMMM cracCCKABOOOMM,
just like Hans Zimmer and shit..


while Jazz and Rock are just in the Grave..
I mean who's got time to tune them strings, and put more than 10 minutes into anything.. lol


(PS: all this is Copyrighted, so don't even think steal it from meee )

 

Last edited: Nov 27, 2021