LIAR! It's Bri-ish hand creme! Funny how some people don't use skin cremes but then go and complain about ashy elbows and damaged skin.

All you have to do to prove that skin creme works is to just look at ya dick. I bet it looks brand new compared to the ash on your elbow parked up into your producers chair living the only life it knows.

The only trombone lessons that are happening in that funky scooby van are the rusty kind. Never fall for that, it's not your rust they want to blow out. They expect you to give the lesson.

 

Last edited: Sep 17, 2021

He uses the Clone tool.

 

Yes but in real life he can't cover up Paranoid era Ozzy with current Ozzy no matter how many times he asks Sharon about it.

 

TL;DR:
OP is ghey.
And Garageband was great if you count rolling boogers in grade school as peaking.

 

with hand crème and the clone tool I'll look great even in my grave...forever!!

 

The guy just doesn't get it...there is no such thing as a hardware crack, and so no R2R keygen can help him now.

 

You can tell he's just a great friend that overheard his buddy whose down on his luck but still really wanted a Les Paul so this guy makes his first trip to Guitar Center and thinks it's like every other trip to the gas station for a free bagga chips + a mountain dew but accidentally grabs the SG cause he doesn't know any better.
Bless his little special edition xbox promotional heart.

 

Last edited: Sep 18, 2021

That's just SO pianistist...

 

going back to a troll version.