I mean yeah sure, I hate youtube as much as the next communist, but Beato isn't the worst offender on the mix with old farts front.
If anything he's way more annoying with his "don't stop believing!!11!" Tony Robbins stories.

 

Could agree with that. My point is that they may at first give you some useful vids but the majority of everything in between is just filler about how to listen to them chewing bacon in the morning tutorial that's completely irrelevant to why most of those subscribers came in the first place.

Instead of really sitting down and taking time to make content. They just put all this pressure about constantly putting out content so the good shit gets watered down and harder to find because they're telling you about that trout they caught this Wednesday at the crack of dawn.

So then you "have to buy their newest book or course" because the free content thats mostly useless on youtube pays for the new book they charge for and sometimes isn't even more useful than their free youtube videos so you make full circle talking about the breakfast eating foley artist tutorial that's split into 3 parts.

 

Or they can also whine about copyright strikes,
lots of views/money to be made from that...

 

Ho fuck! They always follow up with a "I'm leaving this time or else"

Or else I will take a breakcation, drink up all the good whiskey then come back and whine some more about dropping subscriber counts because nobody understands how cinnamon buns can be musical. NOBODY!

 

I wonder if they were that critical of copyright laws when the music industry paid for their million dollar homes lol.

 

Only if the home didn't come with a yacht for relaxation, a yacht for flipping over the other yacht & a zuchini noodle string winder because manual labor is so Boyardee!

I have a tech for that, I pay him in feta because he told me he's Greek but I can tell he was just being a modest Italian since he didn't think he could have mozzarella money like me. *Shrugs*

Anyways like and susscribe, I need to change my wood floors. I dropped morning egg on it and it'sssss just doesn't clean off like afternoon egg. You know? It's beigewood, but I need sage oak for that.

 

It hits a vein.

 

Also I think his hair looks alright. He's got this Wolverine thing going on I guess & he does dash out good advice inbetween talking about whatever like litterally all youtubers do.

It's not really a Beato problem. It's a youtube problem.

They all do this clickbait shit. Then turn around to show us the cold one in the cooler that displays what a sweat that tin can could work up on a beach day in slow-mo to make that 15 minute ad quota like a pig that's in a hurry to buy his kid this years new iPad because it's the end of the month at the popo station so they better fit handcuffs on a 1 gram reggie joint or else their kid just won't shut the fuck about Burger Bashers 3 on the app store.

 

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ego .... youstupid is full of morons with ego problems

 

Always promises to cure abortion in the thumbnail but when you click play, the video always shows that looped gif of kazoo blowing middle finger bubbles again.

BUT I LIKET ANT SUPSCRIPET!

 

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If a musician can open a channel to just brag about guitars on their walls that left likes bought them.

Then why can't a pastor show his wife's new clit ring off in the DM that your favorite churches collection plate money bought her?

Double standard havin' ass motherfuckers!

 

A ball of crystal or a crystal ball? either way you could write for days....

 

On a side note, if you don't like CensoredTube you can always use: https://redirect.invidious.io/
any of these instances allow you to watch YT videos without being tracked or giving traffic to the usual cast of characters on there.

 

It's a video, watch it!

 

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The way he took over this thread is why he needs the raving.
He's jizzing all over this thread and ...look! Now I am helping!
Need to wash my hands with turpentine and borax..

It's pathetic and disgusting but i don't see how it will stop.
His ancient gonads seem to produce infinite jism.

 

That was the weakest Ninja Kick ever, lol
I guess all that cheap concert beer was gravitating him down.. still good try!

 

Thanks man, I do write for days

Neither. I don't do drugs and I most certainly don't do crystal & I can't even foretell the next 5 inches of my future worth a fuck so tarot cards just look like those little shit papers to rip off a missing cat sign stapled to a woodem pole to help them find it.

LOL Sorry Beato just reminded me of all the youtube shitpoasters who all do the same things when all we really want is solid good content to be found easier.

If they want to talk about their personal lives in some of the videos, fine that's fair. But they should at least compile their useful shit into a bin for us and seperate their fishing trip video.

 

LOL @ 35 seconds in there's a cavers forehead light-bulb strap around his head except instead of a light-bulb it's a wall guitar mount holding an acoustic guitar over his forehead.

LOL that fucking killed me just now. No head-bang zone with that shit on, unless you want whiplash all the way to the hospital & a wall kicked into the ass of your acoustic guitar so it needs to schedule an appointment with it's Chibson guitar tech too.

This whole fucking video is LOL. Someone actually made that guitar and showed it to him, snapped a pic and they used it for the cover of the magazine. I love vids like this. Fred Durst is actually pretty cool though, he's just a victim of that faggy cancel culture that I think started with Nickelback.