Collaboration wanted. 10 million + views in a month guaranteed!

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  1. The Pirate

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    I am looking for a producer to take me to the next level, and make some big $$$. If those girls in these videos are able to get 10 million views in a month, I can get at least twice as much based on my looks alone. Seriously, look at them girls assets and compare them with my ass and tits. It is a no brainer. I need someone with experience. I don't want no mickey mouse wannabes like @No Avenger who tries to insert his air compressor in my master bus every time we have a session. Another mickey mouse is that @recycle dude who thinks he can do remixes. Bunch of amateurs. I need someone that knows what it takes to handle talent like me. I am an expert in Pro Tools at least 12. Also certified in Kama Sutra. All inquiries must be directed to my manager @Xupito



     
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  3. MarkSlater

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    I'm in. :rofl:
     
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    Talk to @Xupito
     
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    I'll think about it if your manager is willing to include the skull bandana. Also, I only use samples based off of found items in my home. Mainly re-recordings of sample packs I've found, in my home. They are then run through my extensive reel to reel collection and Alesis units. Its my sound. No compromises.
     
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    What is his percentage? :unsure:
     
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    Apart from a bit weird drum panning, the hot Asian chick has at least some skill, the live performance not so much. [​IMG]
     
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    My skills better than hers and you know it. Look at me!

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    I DM'd your manager with my real info and portfolio.
     
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    What? You never seen a girl pirate before? You are wrong! I am that girl. Ask @Moogerfooger he will tell you.
     
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    Just an FYI, I'm working on a sample pack of spoon sounds if anyone is interested. They are field recorded in my home, and then re-created in Ableton's Operator for a true analog spoon sound.

    Let me know.
     
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    Why you need a producer if you look like that? Just walk on a beach with a freking dog and get your billion views. be sure not to show your face, it does not matter anymore, it's ass who makes the money nowadays
     
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    Enough :yes:
     
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    I'm agree with You @The Pirate
    For example this girl is much much better than those 2.
    But don't show her pussy and tits so she don't get 10 million views in a month.

     
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    Can only imagine the sound you make looking at your pics :bleh:
     
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    I´m in, I have a good swing and I like your backbeat
     
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    got wood


    or is it?
     
  20. No Avenger

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    Deserves a nasty. :rofl:
     
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    Bunch of fucking perverts you are!
     
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