A spokesperson for the club spoke to Wunderground earlier, “We see our club as one of the leading lights in world techno and we believe that as the scene progresses it will be one that is almost entirely free of any kind of smiles, laughter or visible signs of happiness.”

“Techno is definitely the most serious off all the electronic music genres,” continued the club employee. “Smiling on the dance floor is already frowned upon, although we actually consider showing any sign of emotion on the dancefloor as a weakness so we actually frown upon frowning too.”

“Now, we’re looking to take things to the next level and implement a full ban on smiling on the dancefloor,” continued Wunderground’s source. “We had hoped to ban smiling in the entire club but, apparently, banning an emotion is seen as some sort of a human rights violation, sounds a bit like health and safety gone mad if you ask me.”

“We will have designated smiling areas upstairs where we play children’s music, or house music as you probably know it, and people will be allowed to smile and laugh and joke up there, we’re expecting this area to be extremely quiet and mostly contain people who are just there to keep their friends happy and designated drivers.”

source: https://wundergroundmusic.com/techno-club-to-ban-smiling-on-dance-floor/

 

B-but Acid Techno is still Techno. The first rule is to smile.
If you're not smiling then that means you OD'd & your ambulance wheels is milin'

What happens when 303 resonates from the distance?
Certaintly Bonk/Bonk/Bonk/Bonk when the beat kick.

 

So let me get this straight. This is just an upscale club with mint underground music selection which just costs what the penalty costs?

Which one of those Hansels goes around pulling covid face masks off of peoples faces to make sure they aren't having fun under there?

Probably the same Hansels that complimentary wash their balls in the washroom after pulling shifts at Berghain then getting the clubs money back.

 

Had to look it up. Had to Update myself to the modern techno scene


https://www.rollingstone.com/cultur...-fueled-world-of-technos-coolest-club-111396/

 

I told you Roger from American Dad & Hansel hang in there.
I don't know what they're doing but you can only guess if they've been at Berghain for 23 straight hours.

 

There's nothing to look up as you can see LOL

If you want that style of music without having to look up or have to go there & have someone look you up.

Then just get kikzilla & slap it into your mixer insert lol

 

What Even is that named after? a Karate Godzilla?

Is that supposed to make your kicks scary

I know you shouldn't judge a book by its cover but sometimes you can by its Title


I Don't know I'm just guessin' - maybe its the coolest Fuckin' Kick Thing in the world

 

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what is this for a troll thread no smiling start crying instead
these things can only happen in germany
greetings her feldwebel

 

I suppose I should change this thread to humour.

 

Great. Exactly what we needed in this Covid-19 infested era. The Charles Manson of Techno.

 

I dont want to read all that shit .

So is this a joke or is it really real ?

 

Burning Man, Nevada. Upside down under that LOL hole. Watch.
Don't make me bust my highlighter out in ms paint to point it out.

Poor burning guy was so scared he this dogs entire asshole into existence!
But I guess all the dog can think after eating spicy food is "ah, sss, ah shit it's burning, man"

 

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Dont read all that

If it's real, it's a real joke

If it's a joke it's also a real joke ...

Oh shit I got frankzapped again ...