Go to the crossroads then wait a while to see what happens. Lettus know if you moonwalk outta there with pockets fulla lettuce.
You're asking to sell your soul lol People here work to build their career up through hard work. If someone here did get some instant magic handout what makes you think they would be posting here while they are so busy being as big as Michael Jackson? If you want something, then you turn into a daily woodpecker until you're there. If you don't then nobody can force you & nobody is going to hold your hand across a street. I hope to fuck you don't need your oatmeal spoon to make airplane noises.
Fuck no I don't & neither did Robert's Johnson, dick! He just went to the crossroads & moonwalked outta there with a pocket fulla lettuce like I tellus! https://www.openculture.com/2020/10...-his-soul-to-the-devil-at-the-crossroads.html
I believe soul is an euphemism. And I think it's more a break ethics thing there are many ideas I have if that's the way you want to go Scandals : like biting the head from a bat (ozzy osborn) using giant penis shaped foam canons (Rammstein) wearing a Genital shaped mask (penishead) Steal music and ideas like : using a penis shaped foam canon to rip the head of a bat while wearing a penis mask (This would be the greatest tribute to them and would make a mega scandal ) Abuse the copyright system of platforms Blackmail the big guy in the industry to promote your stuff (maybe you curse them with years of bad luck and black magic ) there is nearly no bad advertise for musician .... If you want to sell your "soul" I belive that's the way (I hope everyone understands that this is a satire) Last edited by a moderator: Mar 4, 2021
We all tryna be those execs you can suck off through hard work, partna. Because lets face the music, it ain't gonna suck itself. Is it? But I can put you on lay away if you just tickle my taint a little bit right now then we will talk about flyers you can pass out later. Hopeful future exec here.
While mine is a satire many things are more or less true If you want to make a big deal you need publicity Even for knowing someone in the Biz you need at lease some publicity And without many scandals and good ideas this will not happen Like Donut Nyamer said :
Easy, nowadays you just need: A Good pair of Boobs, MacBook Pro, Melodyne/Waves Complete & Twitch/Youtube.. and to be safe, any nonbinary transgender-fluid-disphoric issue. (because we all know who/what you fuck is the most important thing ever).. Oh and also be part of any racial/cultural minority, real/invented or by appropriation.. Brown skin is better, but if you're as White as a Chicken's Ass don't worry! You could always use tan-lotion, Identify as, or say you've got a remote ancestor.. No Asians tho, afterall they're whiter and even more privileged than Jews. So in essence you need to be a brown Transracial Transgender-fluid Womxn, with nice Silicone Boobs, and an unrelent desire to endlessly rave/guru about your moral superiority feats, the social injustices/inequality/trauma that brought you up, and why it's so important that we know who/what your Sexy-time preference is.. Ofc music is Tertiary, a Collateral side-thing, as it always was.. what did you expect!? Last edited: Mar 4, 2021
He is right you know. He's from Neverland, that's where Michael Jackson's from so he would know. Jackson even tried to be as white as a chickens ass while trying to look like his third leg didn't swing & hit the other 2 each time he walked. So yeah that whole tranny thing will probably work. There's your luminater thing OP. Just tuck your dick & tell people it's gone all Casper the Ghost on you. I'm sure someone will give you a dollar then, it's how they made that song "I need a dollar, a dollar is all I need" Too bad there aren't enough dollars circulating around the world to bring your PP back since a dollar is what you made your poor dick bleed to begin with. Someone ironed the fucking edges so it cut your dick all up. Idk who would do such a thing.
I'm telling you, vitiligo my ass.. Jacko Jawacko "was" a complete and absolute Visionary, way ahead of his time, only future generations will know.. Last edited: Mar 4, 2021
Live fast, die young. Take examples from: Hendrix, Morrison, Joplin, Jones, Cobain caveat: If you are older than 27 then you will need another approach
i dont wanna be responsible for your damnation you want straight answer ?, ,check out nearest church of satan in your area ,and start meeting their priests of course they will ask you many questions and im sure you will be put through hoops and obstacles once you passed ,they will let you know next step judging on some stories about those satanic deals from youtube , it always comes down to sacrifice what you love most in order to get the fame and fortune whether its parents /family members depending on their satanic deal and all that IF they see something in you so its wise to stay away from anything satanic and be respectful for your own sake and be proud human being
You're going to be sucking in a long line of people for a long time but if it came down to it & they asked you to sacrifice someone you know or someone in your family for that level of fame would you do it?
