Do You Clean Your Ears Guys?

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  1. westfinch

    westfinch Platinum Record

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    Yes, I do clean my ears. Thanks for asking. I also occasionally wipe my butt. I find the biggest problem is cleaning the undercarriage. All the smegma must be cleaned away frequently. As Redd Foxx once said, "When you and your honey go to bed at night, there is always the question of who washed, and who didn't. Ladies, you gotta hit that thing with washrag every once in awhile!" Perhaps the ladies above could assist with those chores as well.
     
  2. Nana Banana

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    I too hadn't heard about ASMR until the actual Kontakt library here: https://soundethers.wixsite.com/soundethers/asmr4k :rofl:
     
  3. Pure Energy

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    yes i do because im 60 - i will add no more as im a senior keep your ASS clean jesus was married
     
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  5. Roject

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    Enjoy Muther fuckiers! :hahaha:
    Are You ready for Your lymphatic massage? :hillbilly:

     
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    Normally I'd agree but in this case these kinds of folks are trying to sell a product. It's the people giving them money who are concerning.
     
  7. Roject

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    Yeah but for example this is selling a product too and this is ok.




    There is no need to build a false friendship around it.
    I just don't like fake people.
    She only cares about those who pay her. So she really cares about the money.
     
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    You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose-but you can't pick your friend's nose. I had neck and throat cancer. After my radiation treatments, the hearing in my left ear was really bothering me. Some hydrogen peroxide drops over several days and I couldn't believe what came out of my body! My hearing improved. But it will never be what it used to be because of age, and I have always liked my band and music I listen to to be loud. A lot of damage. I have had a lot of audiograms over the years and I know what frequencies are not right, but somehow I can still tell a good mix from a bad one. I think the brain compensates somewhat like it does for vision
     
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    Hi boobsies! :mad:
     
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