Do You Clean Your Ears Guys?

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  1. Roject

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    You don't have to do this anymore!





     
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    great timing with my other threat.........:P
     
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    I'd never heard of ASMR until 15 minutes ago. So this is what singleton porn stars and saucy students do for cash, post covid... truly, necessity is the mother of invention. I feel sorry for anyone who wastes a second of their precious life listening to or watching this mindless, trivialised, alienating junk.
     
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    I think porn stars, spicy students or nurses and even nuns for cash create accounts on OnlyFans.com, Snapchat + Patreon where have paid private videos etc.

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    Maybe I introduce ASMR in the bad light. ASMR are a different sounds which can relax you or help You sleep or cause tingling on the neck. Something like chill music for meditation. ASMR isn't good or bad. Creator can make it bad.
    There is a lot of different styles of ASMR. Some vocal sounds, some knock percussive sounds, scratching, liquid, slicing, slime etc.
    Some can be annoying, some can be nice. It depends on own preferences.
    There is a lot of potential to use ASMR in music. For example vinyl crackling and popping noises are ASMR.

    Björk uses some ASMR elements.
    Lapalux uses ASMR elements and fragments in songs.

    ASMR became a victim of the monetization of body. It's a great start, next more and more bold movies and then profit from onlyfans and patreon.

    I like ASMR but I hate when someone try sexualize something so that it sells better, forcing half naked big tits in front on me or other stupid things. If I want watch naked porn stars I know special sites for this. Those ladies from the first video even brazenly wrote "sexualization of this video will not be tolerated..." and they make sounds like 90s vhs german porn.




     
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    Recently I watched some early 00s TV commercials. There was a Lot of Sexualization in the past. Almost every second ad was sexualized. Currently there is no such sexualization in TV ads but most moved to music videos and the internet.
     
  9. eldarktufa

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    Yep, I clean out my ears regularly. What do I find?

    The occasional stone, fossil, weeds, discarded eardrum, various medical instruments, milkshake ingredients. I even found a spare ear once. Whose it is I don't know. And strata upon strata of BS...my own as well as the argumentative multitude's. And a hard, calcareous layer of people who call women guys. There's even a tiny shrine for those who have stopped making sense. I'll leave that in there.

    I'm thinking of having them mounted and framed.
     
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    So... if I want to try this at home all i need do is whisper sweet nothings to myself while slowly scratching my balls... this is indeed pleasing to the ear, 'cos actually i mastered that particular combo ages ago. :cool:
     
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    Due to a prolonged & brazen UK advertising campaign, women in the UK nowadays will only brush their moist, red lips with a Cadbury's Chocolate Flake in quiet corners of dark empty rooms. And thats not fair. :no:
     
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    Holy Jesus, that's disturbing as hell. And I have a lot of stomach for this shit usually :rofl:

    I'll rather take our classic and beloved ADSR any time...
     
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    When I clean my Ears...
    My Ears Brush.jpg
     
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    Sexualization everywhere


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    I discovered this site exists when looking at this disturbing movement in IG, "save the nipples". Yeah, like "save the whales" but to protest when IG doesn't let post nude photos, which is kinda against the rules. Surreal.
    I wonder why don't they move all to that onlyfans site. Well, of course everybody knows...
     
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    I don't like something that some artists do. They sold their free time. This is worser than nude photos.
    Fake friends etc. This is worser.
    Paid subscription on twitch, paid content on patreon. It's like pay me and You can chat with me and We will be the best friends until You stop pay me. Content only for subscibers. Discord chat groups etc. I know someone must do this to survive but this is like sell a piece of a soul. It's much worser than body selling. Some singers have paid vocal stems from their song only for subsrcibers and You even can't use it in own song with her name. So if I would like to make remix I must pay for it?
    Did Pendulum must pay to remix The Prodigy? I don't think so. They asked nicely and got all the stems.

    I once asked for Stems a pretty famous singer on the Discord group and ask people if They can sent me these stems only for test, for own purpose and she said that they are only available to twitch subscribers so pay or get lost.

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    For the first few months here I thought there was a woman drinking a champagne on your avatar.
    But then I realized it was a jack belonging to Jack.
     
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    As if that was not enough in the Audiosex General Chat is a clown who plays on the synth uses his penis.

    :mad:
     
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    At the light of some confusing PMs I've received I feel the need to clarify that ADSR stands for "Amazing Drugs Sex and Rock and roll".
    I mean, what else it could be? Synth what?
     
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    I clean my ears regularly with this on 11, just like this guy:
     
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