Running out of plugins

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  1. No Avenger

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    They urgently need to code more Arousors

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  3. Lenny Belardo

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    Every Arouser should have an in, out, an attack and a release. Soft clipping is a bonus down at the bottom end. Saturation is only for the experienced Arouser.
     
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    i prefer multiple ins and outs.
     
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  5. recycle

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    I will buy them all, then wait a couple of months and then sell them at double the price on ebay
     
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  6. Trurl

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    I wonder if that's an actual thing. Like, they can only sell a certain number of licenses at a time. It might help with Empirical's internal accounting or something. Actually, it makes sense- if online retailer X sells 5,000 downloads of software Y how does the software company know? What if X says yeah, we sold 5... here's your cut. So Y says here, you buy 200 licenses from us and then sell those and when you're out you can buy more. X owns them outright and doesn't recoup until they're gone. Y has records of the serial numbers.
     
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  7. odod

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    i have the discount code, just need to wait for my pocket to be full again ..
     
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    You Perv!!!
     
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  9. itisntreal

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    it looks like a distressor but then in vst format?
    is it any good?
     
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  10. Trurl

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    Yes, it's fantastic.
     
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  11. No Avenger

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    Sounds like a promissing strategy. :rofl:

    That's probably the serious reason, but this is the humor sub and therefore it's off-topic. [​IMG]

    Yep, one of the best.
     
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  12. dkny

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    It's not that they can't make them fast enough, it's that they just don't have the shelf space to put them on...
     
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    MAC please.
     
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  14. No Avenger

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    Fak u. :rofl:
     
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  15. audiozuser76

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    Please stop making jokes about this absolute seriously Company!
    This here are extremely professional stuff, they program each Plugin individually.
    For the warmth analog sound the code are written with vintage Remington typewriter.
     
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  17. No Avenger

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    :rofl: :like:
     
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  18. Polomo

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    As long it´s not the 1000 Compressor it´s still better than that :winker:
     
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  19. Smoove Grooves

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    Funny title too - I breathed a sigh of relief, as I thought I was going to be telling someone to "try just using your stock plugins!".
     
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  20. eXACT_Beats_

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    Haha, I love it when I come across plugins that are "Out Of Stock," but my favorite is when a pack is limited, stating that Only 1,000 "...were made!!" or "...were created!!" Really? Because I can make more for ya', if you'd like. :rofl:
    Just call it what it is--a cheap, cash-grab on a pack because we've limited its availability... pre-Odd-E-O-Zee, of course. :rofl:
     
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  21. Dropbear

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    Better get in quick, stock is down to 184.:woot:

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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