Notorious Green to everyone : Goodbye my friends...

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  1. Notorious Green

    Notorious Green Ultrasonic

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    :excl::guru:Hello once again fellow Audiosexuals...:guru::excl:

    It is I,@Notorious Green and i'd like to talk to you about my disappearance from the forum for the past few days...
    ..So,after giving my wife this lovely small gift : upload_2020-7-7_18-36-21.jpeg
    to make amends for the endless dumb shit I've done to her (she forgave me btw)... We decided to try to spark back the old flame that we had when we were young...and what a better way to do this than some AUDIOSEX?!!!...So,when we made sure our kids were away (and by that I totally don't mean locking them in their rooms and telling them to shut the fuck up for a few hours!) I started by inserting my pencil into her modular system without compressoring and EQ'ing...Oh god let me tell you,that did the trick and was the most pleasurable thing I've done in years but as with anything there were consequences and in my case they were BIG...Having audiosex without protection like me is no joke and here is a photo of me after a few days I was diagnosed with both AUDIOSTD AND AUDIOAIDS by the famous audiosexology doctor called Melodyus Erectus... : upload_2020-7-7_19-2-8.jpeg
    As you can see,im a miserable mess! and you haven't even see my bottom half yet!!!..Anyways,for quite obvious reasons I won't show my bottom half here...*clears throat* To get back on track,the doctor told me that my days are limited and here I am now writing my fate as a lesson to all eating expired Spaghetti0's...Goodbye my friends,fuck you all.:suicide:
     
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  3. Covfefe

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    Then we would also get AUDIOSTD. Keep your fucks for your wife, we have no more fucks to give! :dunno:
     
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  4. jhagen

    jhagen Producer

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    Is there any need to those farewell threads?

    If you feel to go... then silently go.
     
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  5. Gyro Gearloose

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    just ignore those threads in future...we all should....best answer

    we had enough lockdown psychoses member episodes and also before..but the lockdown is record troll maker
     
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  6. realitybytez

    realitybytez Audiosexual

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  7. Blue

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    Wow,and he's not young and he has childrens....:deep_facepalm:No excuse.Between him and Area51,I don't know who's worse than the other one.Maybe he's the same one troll.
     
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  8. The Pirate

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    :hahaha: I guess you know about THE microwave trick
     
  9. scarsstiches

    scarsstiches Producer

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    Get some mental help
    Look outside the window once in a while
    Get laid (obviously it doesn't seem like you have....for decades)
    Get a dog
     
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  10. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Too good to be true
     
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  11. Lois Lane

    Lois Lane Audiosexual

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    I'm safe, I wear a full body condom 24/7.
     
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  12. Futurewine

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    vagina
     
  13. Karate Grownup

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    it's vadjaina
     
  14. Paul Pi

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    Placing children into a microwave requires skill and industrial catering equipment. In a domestic environment, it's generally more practical to chop 'em up first and microwave one body part at a time. :like:

    NOTE: No kiddies were diced and/or nuked to bring you this message! :no:
     
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  15. Trurl

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    Wait, are you suggesting he f**k the dog? You can't do that most places.
     
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  16. KungPaoFist

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    dafuk is you??
     
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  17. Area51

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    no we're not the same troll.
    my style is very legit, updated and keeping it PC. can't you tell the difference?

    If you have cybersex with another person you get Covid 19 as well????????
     
  18. minozheros

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    I guess it is a psychological thing.. I mean if you'd really want to go and you are fed up with everything like totally, you will just leave and you won't bother telling everyone about it because you wouldn't want to risk anyone trying to stop you, so if you do tell people it will always be the secret wish for someone to show up and stop you from going through with it, which of course will not happen so "stfu and gtfo" as my late grandgrandgrandmother used to say :)
     
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  20. reliefsan

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    How many alt account have you made here? are you gonna try fish some attention on the rest of said accounts still?

    you can't even leave this place vru!

    honestly.... (turning up the accent on next sentence) just piss off wanker. enough of your bollox
     
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  21. mrpsanter

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    What have we done to deserve that kind of threads?
     
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