The motherfucker responsible for the COVID-19 has been found and taken into custody. DNA tests confirmed that this SOB is a distant relative of @Xupito.

 

Don't they spend most of their time upside down? If so, something of a design flaw there, I mean who wants to live their life with a permantly sticky chin?

 

Oh damn thats the Pteropus erectus species.
You better keep ya'll mouth shut while sleeping

 

@Xupito

 

Now ya know why bats are blind. He poked his friggin' eyes out!

 

I am glad that The Pirate has been exonerated by The Pirate!

 

I never said I was NOT selfish

 

I must have the virus. I've had an erection the past 4 hours. I thought it was the viagra talking

 

Since we have gone here, why not tangentially explore the further adventures of Xupito sex.

Male Bats Seen Giving Oral Sex to Females
Longer cunnilingus may increase chance of conception: scientists

By Neal Colgrass, Newser Staff
Posted Apr 1, 2013 3:56 PM CDT
LiveScience reports. Over more than 13 months, researchers saw 57 cases of sex, both intercourse and oral. Males gave oral sex for an average of about 50 seconds, intercourse for another 10 to 20, and more oral for another 94 to 188. Scientists noted that longer pre-sex cunnilingus led to longer copulation, which may enhance conception. Or the males may give oral sex to clean off the sperm of other bats, but that "would be maladaptive after mating, as there is a risk of removing the male’s own sperm." (Read more oral sex stories.)

And here we have our fellow member Xupito enjoying his own extended member. If you could, would you to your own wood? Wanna be like Xup and boop your shoot?

 

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I am disgusted.
But I can't say that I am shocked!
..At least we are saved!!

 

Why did I open this thread again?

 

That was completely inappropriate.....
Glad im not the only 2nd grader here lmao.
Side note... Ratio wise.. god damn bro's got gifts! lmao

 

Knew it

 

No fuckin way thats a real cock shot, is it?
Naaaah , no way, it cant be.
I know nothing about bats, but them bollox n that dick look like CGI?.

Its gotta be!

Sidenote> Ya can tell were all gettn bored on lockdown huh?

 

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I'll reply when I manage to stop laughing compulsively sonsabitches

 

this website is just weird

 

Bruce Wayne does this too ... I saw it on the extra scenes of the DVD "Batman returns"

 

Indeed it is. Isn't that the reason why you are here?