Just think about a person who has the pink panther for an avatar, has no understanding of what even a simple chord is and creates a flame thread about jazz containing "sentences" such as:

Actualy that whole thread is kinda fun, depending on how you look at it of course... Too bad YT took down the troll song in my answer post. I can't find anywhere now

 

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i remember a pink panther avatar. cant remember specific content though.

it seems that almost every time somebody is accused of being foster it is because the person has created a fun thread with a lot of responses. is this foster really that bad?

 

It's just because the name Foster911 very quickly became a synonym for Troll here lol. So if you don't want to insult someone accusing them of trolling, you may just call them Foster, it's easier and seemingly inoffensive, while at the same time it is a huge insult for those who know the score having watched those older threads, because the dude was quite the troll. The kind of LOTR Cave Troll lol.

 

@tun and @DarthFader Bastards I hope you all are happy now. %&#$@@~~ rr I dont know what to say about you @taskforce . You are the one who came up with this freaking idea. I hate you!

 

On the contrary sir. Anytime anyone of us accuse a seemingly random, new account with one post, of being Foster911 is because it is. He writes in a very specific manner. Also, his threads are about as much fun to read as his "music" was to listen to.

Hey @The Pirate, now everyone can see you have the crack(of an ass). Which means your inbox is about to be full of people looking for the crack you possess. In short, you just released the ASS Kraken.

 

Glad to be of service, @The Pirate

 

But it was just a proposal. Anyway now you have to tell those who pm you from now on for ridiculous reasons, that they have to provide some "special services" in order to get what they asked for. If matters become hostile, you just send them to me and i will re-direct them to this new guy nought to apply for "apprenticeship"

 

AMAZING!!! that should do the trick

 

yea it is!

 

too PC :D

 

@The Pirate has got the *krak* covered

 

No crack. It is all about the crack bro! Go back to the drawing board! I will lose clients because if they cant install Omnisphere how do you expect them to be able interpret your art?

Edit:
Signed by The ASS KRAKEN

 

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Sir, you is a bastard, too.^^%%$$^^%E$**)()

 

@InHiding You need to come out of hiding and explain you disagreement, per existing rules, with what I stated on my OP. You should know I don't like that drive-by shooting rating shit. You don't like something, you disagree with something, it is your prerogative BUT you need to be ready to explain it or go to Facebook.

Edit: signed by Mark Suckembig

 

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"Dear @The ASS KRAKEN... do you have Nexus 3? Can you help me install... over Omnisphere? *PS, Mac Please!*"

 

I certainly do! Have your credit card ready. One of my assistants, @Xupito , @tun or @No Avenger will be contacting you. If by any chance you receive a call or email from @Stryves do NOT provide him with your CC info. He will use it to go out drinking and you will be left with a $1000 CC statement and no crack. Another thing, if @No Avenger is the one who contacts you and decides to offer mixing services do NOT take on on it. He can't mix. Indeed, he is known in the AES as the wannabeeee that was trying to insert this (look below) in the master buss of one of the tracks from the new @taskforce album

 

This topic offends my delicate sensibilities. Please continue!

You say that like it could ever be a negative! =) For me, combining it with "Not me, but Jazzers, because Jazz is essentially wrong" (!) "and been developed by wrong people thinking all wrong and it's time to reform their manners" is prolly funnier than anything posted anywhere ever! I imagine everything foster says as clues being read aloud by Clouseau in disgust! "think oaf eat Kato, somewhone dares to sey: Note may boat jazzeurs because le jazz ease roung Kato, roung! Le pinque scoundrel!"

 

"Dear @No Avenger - can you please do a mix for my new track? I used FL Studio 12.6 with custom skins and I put in all the Martin Garrix Sylenth presets. PS... Please be sure to put ssl G compressor on my kick drum!"

 

"Dear @The ASS KRAKEN... Can you help? I would like you to install UVI Falcon for me... over my Martin Garrix Sylenth presets. PS... Do you have a skin for FL Studio 20? PPS... Do you have FL Studio 20?"