Just saw something today and took the liberty to snatch it hehe. While it's not gay in any possible way, it can certainly accommodate a nfo text:

 

For some unknown reason I buy that

ASCII art rules!

 

Okay, but don't shout me I'm on hangover...

 

No way, bastard.

You, as a member can ban someone here?
Can you please, please, please, with cherries on top, tell me how you did that? And that remains of course between us.

'hey man i want to spend time on flstudio but i dont have money'
Err, I want to sent some time on a hooker err, a nice young lady, but I don't have the money either. If you could be so kind...

'can you provide me with a portable version of waves ssl e channel and the ssl g bus compressor?' Just in case you haven't help a member AGAIN, this can be helpful

Spoiler: make it portable

 

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@tun Is this member the friendly adviser you told me you had invited to this party? The dude seems tooooooo fucking serious to be here in the HUMOR section of this forum, and participating in one of my pointless threads. Maybe he is a spy for Spectrasonics. All I know is that he is serious as fuck. And he is psy-kick too. He talks like he knows me. He is right, when he says that I am not able to spend time on serious issues. Shiiiit, I don't even know why I continue to refer to @Nought as if am certain that @Nought is a male. He could be a female. Them gals are polite, and proper, like Nought was. If that is the case, excuse my profanity, Miss Nought. From now on, I will treat you with the respect that a lady of your statute deserves

 

"Using a ssl g bus compressor... on a kick drum... now that's..."

 

17. really got me.
Btw. @The Pirate Soothe Crack, when?

 

he is THE pirate. he cracked the forum and is keeping his cracks from us.

 

i do not recall the conversation you are referring to my memory is shot though hahah
but nope, this one is not mine

 

After this,

I'm almost certain Foster is back yet again Concealed profile too...
PS: I'm also preparing to become a master for all of them young grasshopers

 

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Hello, sailor. Do ye fancy a grim time?

 

@The Pirate you have to use this one! pleeeaaase <3

 

Its ironic because in one breath i claim im a power user, and yet i cant compose a simple msg without messing up the font

 

Number 17 was hilarious. Soothe? We already cracked that bitch. We have a special on it for less than $20. We have been advertising it on this other thread.

 

Hell noooo!

 

Now that @taskforce unmasked Foster the philosopher, it is time for the new Foster to GTFOH. I remember @EddieXx warning me about that crazy modafakar, too.

 

Correct. But the simplest method for dealing with Foster-types, is ignoring them completely. Don't respond to their comments, don't rate them, don't post on the threads they open. Nothing, complete radio silence. But then again, this whole thread is about how the lack of ignoring people has lead to your current circumstances.

Methinks The Pirate should make more people "Walk the Plank!"

 

more confused than i started. probably because of this foster character. i did not know foster, but i have heard a lot.