If some of you think that I only get contacted about Omnisphere, you are wrong. I wish it was just Omnisphere. i get PMs about every program out there. The majority have been super polite but sometimes I get PMs from members telling me to go fuck myself. I have responded to each single one of these messages, a full 28 pages of them. This have left me in need of a psychologist but with this Corona virus shit, none is willing to see me. Therefore, I have decided to take things in my own hands. For future help you can contact @Xupito , @No Avenger , @Stryves , @Gyro Gearloose and @tun Good bye to you all.

And of course the 373 messages ( a true fact) about Omnisphere and Keyscape just here. On AZ I had over 600.

Spoiler: Omnispher/Keyscape help

 

if only there was a way to send a message to everybody in the community and ask them all the same question at the same time so you could not get only one response, but lots of responses from different people, each with their own piece of useful information, all adding up to a collection of information that would be amazingly useful to the person with the problem as well as others that may encounter the same problem later down the line.

i have an idea! @The Pirate you should set up a forum!..
...wait....

 

I'm a hundred percent on your side. But that's what you get when you are willing to help people who aren't even willing to help themselves. No gratitude and a lack of humility. Also, those people those who need such a childish level of help, have no sense of humor and want to blame you for their own lack of abilities.

 

Yeah we can call it Treasure Island. Come on over to Treasure Island for your CRACKED copy of Soothe and UAD plugins.

 

As the saying goes, "no good deed goes unpunished."

 

That's a funny one, poor bastard...
Wait... damn, that was me!!!!!

I respectfully decline... I don't want another shrink...

 

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sorry man, it is damn funny tho lol

 

"With a great power comes a great responsibility" - Kim Kardashian's ass

 

okay how about just soothe then? and i still won't tell my wife.

 

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In my opinion, number 17 is the funniest one

But number 1 is not far behind. in fact, i think number 1 is a lot of members' (not worth mentioning) favorite.

That crazy motherfakar got banned for being stupid so he decided to open a new account just to tell me "fuck you" and @Olymoon banned his ass once again. All he needed to do was ask me for my email. I would have given it to him.

 

Look on the bright side my friend, at least you haven't been bombarded with messages asking you how to cure the Coronavirus ...yet!

 

Don't you give anybody any fucking ideas!

 

Hey @The Pirate,
any chance you've come up with that corona cure yet?

 

arg

 

This is fake. You're not even The Real Pirate. The Real Pirate is chilling at Bay, willing to help everyone in exchange for clicking on porno ads.

 

I was gonna send you a request about it, I just couldn't bring myself to do it to ya :D

 

Someone beat you to it. But since I love to help others here is the cure

 

@The Pirate All this you're going through though reminds me of when I worked on a computer help desk many MANY moons ago, CD player had only just become a thing and someone called me up to ask me why computers had such a 'dangerous feature'

It turned out they were using the CD tray as a coffee cup holder and accidentally spilt coffee everywhere when clicking the close tray button by mistake. Apparently it was people like ME at fault they almost electrocuted themselves for not explaining properly it was a CD TRAY !!!

 

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@Sylenth.Will.Fall I'm not surprised to know someone used the CD tray as a cup holder. My uncle used to do it too. But I'll be surprised to know how they used their fucking computer. And what did they do with that rubber ball inside a mouse?

 

I know..right?

One of my friends finally tipped over the edge and lost his job when he told them, and I quote:-.

"Can you see the light flashing at the front of the computer? Press the button just above or below it and hold it in for 5 seconds. When the power goes off, follow the lead at the back of the computer all the way to the mains socket. Take the plug out of the socket and never plug it back in again as you obviously cannot be trusted to use a computer"