No need to complain about unreleased plugins

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  1. Trurl

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    Yeah but I can send you my MIDI and you'll record all my stuff for me? Because that would be sweet. On analog please, 2" 16-track at 15 ips. 15, not 30!! And for heckin sake NO DOLBY! Geeze you know what, just forget it.
     
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  2. The Pirate

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    You forgot the most important part: $$$$$$$$
     
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  3. Majestic

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    @The Pirate , Team R2R just contacted me and told me that they want you to send them your synths for cracking. Problem is, they only trust me with their location. So, just send those to me and I'll relay it over to them. :wink:

    yOu caN TrUSt mE. :winker:
     
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  4. The Pirate

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    Problem here is that I trust YOU but being from the old fucked up Soviet Union I can't trust anyone named Revolution with hardware. Only with software.
     
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  5. Iggy

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    Full disclosure: I've never even heard of Soothe before reading this thread. I bet I need it, though.
     
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    I'm waiting for a vocalign offer ಠ_ಠ

    Edit: Now on sale, holy sh*t
     
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  7. Xupito

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    What did I do this time?! Oh, that? Hell yeah :disco:
    Oh please it must gonna happen. Wouldn't that be a lot of fun?
    You mean one of them...
    @Majestic , Team Native Instruments just kontakted me...
     
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  8. Stryves

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    You wanna pay, sounds good I'll play. I accept payment in the form of MIDI.
    What you get back is not what you thought you were wanting, but needing.
     
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  9. sardoumichel

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    I bought Soothe and Nexus 3, (using Soothe on every Nexus midi track : that's the secret !!!)) and in one month I earned 20 000 $ and I became famous. I know now why these plugins will never been cracked, they don't want you to become rich and famous and have pro sounding mixes
     
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  10. The Pirate

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    True that. I also earned millions. I earned 3 million...Mexican pesos.
     
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  11. tun

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    honestly. i would REALLY REALLY REALLY love to have falcon, but i cant afford it. i have no shame in admitting that and i would let out a little bit of pre-cum if it was cracked.
    i found a solution though. just use a combination of other tools to get the same effect.

    i used to think omnisphere was the most amazing concept for a synth until i tried it. it pretty much functioned as bloatware on my computer so i removed all traces of it. it is a very powerful beast but i havent missed it one bit.
     
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    It was not Omnisphere, it was your PC from 1997. Dude we are in the year 2020!
     
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  13. The Pirate

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    :wtf:Dude! I will complain whenever a complaint is needed. About whatever I want to voice a complaint that needs complaining about it. So you, need to stop complaining and telling us we don't need to complain because a complaint about something that needs complaining about it, is a legitimate complaint. Therefore, a complaining party in a complaint should not be criticized about raising a legit complaint, about matters that warrant complaining about it.

    Edit: Signed by The Me Too! Movement.
     
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  14. Stryves

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    @The Pirate there's no dizzy emoji, so :metal:is the closest I could find.
     
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  15. Iggy

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    What really sucks is, without Falcon or Soothe, I have to settle for using the latest version of Kontakt and my 1TB of ill-gotten sample libraries, VPS Avenger, every Korg soft synth, Electra X, every Arturia soft synth, every Wave soft synth, every Papen soft synth, MODO Bass, every G-Force soft synth, SampleTank, Biotek, Phonec, all the soft synths I ever wanted from Roland Cloud, Superior Drummer, EZDrummer, Slate Drums 4, GB3-II and 70 GBs of whatever the fuck Logic deposited on my hard drive when I clicked "download everything".
     
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    If you have SD, why use/dl EZ?
     
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    Good question! Brace yourself for a long answer. I had EZD first and never got rid of it. It's also the only 64-bit version of v1 (1.3.2) and it loads up in about five seconds, as opposed to the minute or so it takes to load up Superior Drummer 2. No, I'm not interested in EZD2 or SD3. I basically use EZD v1 the same way I used to use my hardware drum machines: as a timekeeper, because I hate playing to a click. Also, both VIs have some decent sounds, so I keep 'em around for occasional use in a track. Hell, I held onto my old SampleTank v2 workstations long past the point of reason, until I decided to throw out all my 32-bit software.
     
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  18. tun

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    hahaha yea i know that is 100% the reason. im in a bad financial situation and have to make the best with what ive got. its okay though its a computer, not the end of the world. i can make music without it :D
     
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    only a little bit of pre-cum??? I think if 3 of the right plugins get cracked my balls would explode :hahaha: so pls dont do it cracker i wanna have kids first:shalom:
     
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  20. SomebodyIsHere

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    Guys please stop such topics. The guys who do reverse engineering do it for passion. Respect them. So sad we have too many ungrateful idiots who nag about release rate. They can even stop releasing. Is that what you want?
    WTF is wrong with these people making these topics? iZotope releases are shit? Come on guys. You seem to have been fed more than you deserve?!
     
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