Tomorrow starts with...

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  1. mild pump milk

    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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  3. reliefsan

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    "You" get a new chance at life tomorrow
     
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  4. mild pump milk

    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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    Your avatar is a good addition to your comment. Funny)
    More ideas and concepts?
     
  5. Talmi

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    A coffee. A spliff too a few seconds after. Or during.
    I mean I just got this awesome coffee maker, it grinde beans on its own, you have a lot of different programs, make cappucino, etc. Fan-ta-stic.
     
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    Coffee, dip, couple of hits off the one-hitter.
     
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    silence......
     
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    how im going to die
     
  9. Nana Banana

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    Best Answer
    Tomorrow starts with...
     
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    A sigh of grief that I woke up :sad:
     
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    bowels of the skullery at the court of king boris
    Tinnitus...

    it's a bugger getting old.
     
  12. reliefsan

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    I'll take Tomorrow for $500, Alex.
     
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    Hell let's go nuts. Give me Swords for 8000
     
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    Diapers, because you spent all the money on ram and forgot to pay the bills for water?
     
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    I would imagine tomorrow starts with 00:00:00 am!
     
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    tomorrow is never promised
     
  17. mild pump milk

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    The winner
     
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    A slowly building sense of dread, segueing smoothly into a crippling unease, complemented by fear and loathing of all the monkeys I will have to interact with. Later there will be anxiety, followed by the sweet release of utter panic and loss of sanity.
     
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    The first thing that popped into my head was...

    She should have died hereafter;
    There would have been a time for such a word.
    — To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
    Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
    To the last syllable of recorded time;
    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
    Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
    And then is heard no more. It is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
    Signifying nothing.

    — Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 5, lines 17-28)
     
  20. Diogenes

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    Turn off my mind, relax, and float downstream.
     
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    A boring headache.
     
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