Much fun, information, free thought and places none of us thought we'd ever deliberately encounter might be a few of the gifts taken away from this thread. All I ask of you is that you tie in the last post with what you have to say in yours (or not). For instance, someone might write down their recipe for banana bread, and that might trigger your fond memory of visiting Tahiti and discovering your fondness for Polynesian drumming. Anything goes within the context of creative exploration.

Here goes...

My brother-in-law's girlfriend's daughter just brought a rescued pit bull back from Spain. She and her national football player U-19 boyfriend are young and are not home that much. I am worried that the dog will be lonely.

 

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I have once rescued this ultracute little kitten with my girlfriend. She spotted it at first. It was very scared but anyhow circled around us, staying under parked cars mostly, while we sat on the sidewalk nearby. We bought some milk and gave it to the cat in an empty butter container. We finally took "Kozmuch" home, ran it over the vet and weeks later took it to my family's house one city away. Finally I have split with that crazy girl and gave the cat away over Facebook friends, obviously into better hands. I thought it was a trick of that girl to keep us together and also that it would ruin my DJ career, like leaving furr over turntables, chewing on cables and shit.
I remember crying while putting the cat into that cat-box while giving it away. And my DJing ended in my bedroom anyway. Regret it until today. But hey, at least I'm no cat mom 8)

 

I used to go out with a crazy girl... When angry she would throw scalding hot tea/coffee on me or scratch my face bloody... But she was also wild in other ways and didnt mind my then habitual marijuana smoking... i miss her sometimes... She reminds me of youthful vigour... A drama thats completely absent now...

 

A whole bunch of years ago my cat JoJo would bring home stray cats, sick cats and pregnant cats. We had a cat door so both of my cats (Jessica the other, a Nobo refugee from Hoboken by way of Red Hook, Brooklyn) could come and go when they chose to, and so as well about 100 cats that I had to find homes for over a period of about seven years, as well as vet bills for the injured and sick. I would come home and Jojo would be laying there on the couch with some strange cat, or in one instance another stranger kitty showed up out if nowhere to have a litter of five behind the television in the living room. It was an interesting time, though when I moved away the stray cat rescue operation stopped immediately...only to be replaced by stray dogs.

 

I recently saw a lady with the very same type of dog my mother has, although we live apart. A Hovawart kinda type of dog, but in a dachshund version so to say. Same colors and everything, only with short legs that moved horizontally instead of like front to back, while shuffling behind. Quite the experience.

 

I had a wart (from Hovawart) on the bottom of my left big toe that I made disappear by applying pure organic lavender oil over the course of six months.

 

Had a wart on my leg once, but I just cut it with pincers and a pocket knife. Took about 5 minutes.
Replaced Nivea creme with castor and black cumin seed oil a while ago myself, btw

 

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My girlfriend had a wart while we were visiting in Mexico so we went to the store to get some ointment which turned out to be heavy narcotics. After 3 days of treatment she robbed me and ran off with the pharmacy clerk Consuelo, we later became friends though so its cool.

 

I've never been, but my sister told me, that people are very aware in Mexico. Like even while ordering an espresso at a bar, you need to make quick eye contact and push over the line, to get your coffee.

 

Not sure what part of Mexico she was at but when I was waiting for my late I wound up getting a great deal on a watch

 

Glassini.com offers headware with dimmed regulation, so that at any given time you can conviniently check what time it really is.

 

hottamm! you just made me want to buy some Mexican sunglasses

 

Believe it or not, but since I've moved to the worst possible part of Warsaw like a year ago, my life has changed from up-beat straight to horror. Aside losing 4 phones, computers with hard-drives and all my money, the most valuable item that I have lost were:
https://www.bose.co.nz/en_nz/produc...r_headphones/quietcomfort-35-wireless-ii.html
Now I operate on like 1,5 Euro in-ear headphones obviously designed for midgets, so it's all good anyhow. Be sure to wear your sunscreen and sunglasses at night!

 

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My brother is married to a nice woman from Poland. I performed the wedding ceremony on the lake in Central Park 8 years ago as I am a Reverend (you may call me Father Squidy, my children) affiliated with the Universal Life Church. It cost me I think about $20 about 20 years ago. I have performed three wedding ceremonies and two out of three have stayed together (20 and 8 year marriages)...not a bad batting order these days. The one couple that split up I knew would from the get go, but watcha gonna do?

You too can become a Holy Roller for free, I just sent in money for the documents I needed to register as an officicant in NY and California...

https://www.themonastery.org/ordination

 

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http://www.subgenius.com/index.htm-more slack!

 

Being a newly-appointed minister for the Universal Life Church has brought many benefits in the seconds since I added my name to their mailing list. My playing has improved by the powah of baby Jebus, my dress sense has improved by divine intervention (what else) and my breath smells like warm strawberries! Admittedly I did just eat strawberries but it's just coincidence. I would advise everyone to enrol. I plan to drive out bad, satanic and deviant musical thoughts next week with a combination of deadly venomous snakes stuck to my face and / or furious organ playing. It's bound to go well!

 

I've seen one of these before, my uncle Bill and I thought it would be a great way to make some extra money on the side to get our Mexican sunglasses business going. It was going well until we had to stop.. turns out the site I registered at was just a wedding themed Polish porn site... Bill ended up doing a little prison time for his bridal massage and baptism package.

Congrats! Although be sure to read the fine print, my cousin's DJ license from one of these ended up being fake, ..and after a poisonous snake mishap one of my kids was contractually obligated to remain at the old church I was working at. Otherwise its an amazing experience though!

 

Snake Church, the next logical post.

 

I have invented a character called Pat the Badger who helps his friend,Bunny the Rabbit retrieve his carrots that were stolen by the evil Lion... (for my 4 year olds' nightly stories)...