Using Proper English

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  1. No Avenger

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    Listen and learn

     
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  3. Aileron

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    Nice effort, but I've heard better sound productions. :winker:
     
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    Dat's fucked up yo.
     
  5. Of course you mean, "Using English Properly!".I should know as I speak good English!:mates:

    Disclaimer:I have not watched the video.
     
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  6. TonyG

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    A fucken drunken driver was so fucked up on fucking alcohol that the fucker lost fucking control of his fucking car and fucked me up fucking bad.:wtf:

    Disclaimer:I have watched the fucking video.
     
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  7. Audiozer

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    Ha!

    Good to fucken see you up and about, Tony!

    Hope that mofo had insurance... or deep pockets.
     
  8. wasgedn

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    ich geh dann mal frichen....??
    frich you........what the fickifick....:mad:
     
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  9. Blue

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    Yes it is absolutly that for non English people,"fuck à toutes les sauces"!
     
  10. Xupito

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    Ok, you didn't leave a choice but to post this

    :rofl:
     
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  11. fraifikmushi

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    still my favorite scene from the wire. lol. fuckedifuckfuckfuck
     
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  12. Jeen

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    :guru:in french "phoque" (who sounds the same as fuck) means a seal
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  13. BaSsDuDe

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    There are so many forms of acceptable "English" language now each with their own unique slang. You can travel from the southern most point in the U.K to the Northern tip and hear it change perpetually and a whole batch of unique phrases and wordsds you have never heard before. PLUS - There is American English, Australian English, Kiwi English, Welsh English, Irish English and Scottish English. Each has their own unique interjections.

    If anyone spoke what is considered the perfect English pronunciation, then they would probably sound like they have something jammed where the sun does not shine and that they need a proctologist.
     
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  14. Being from NYC, I can fucking say that the fucking word fuck is just a fuckin thing that every fucker says all the fucking time. The fucking video is just a typical conversation repeated every fucking day by sooo many regardless of ethnicity, social ranking, bank account balance or any other so named fucking division. It isn't a vulgarity, it is just a great word. If you don't think so, go fuck yourself...only fucking kidding...no, really, go fuck yourself, mutherfucker and the fucking horse you rode in on...Really now, only fucking kidding!!!
     
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  15. Herr Durr

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    and I hope he was an EFF'N millionaire ! :shalom:

    still my favorite variant...

     
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  16. Brother, I feel your fucking pain!

    What is to become of the fuck that fucked you up? Is he fucking locked up in The Tombs (for you not in the know, it is incarceration central in Manhattan) or on Rikers (another fucked up jail, this one on it's own island and it's own bus stop on the Q100 bus) awaiting his fucking trial?

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    The Tombs
     
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  17. TonyG

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    A millionaire, the fucker is not. However, the fucker has a good insurance company and policy and so does the fucking bar that sold him the fucking alcohol...and then there is the stupid fucken Miami Beach cop that pulled him over 10 minutes earlier and "did not noticed that the fucking drunk driver driver was impaired".
     
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  18. scrappy

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    I think you'll find it's properly pronounced 'feck' or, more often in broadcaste, 'beep'

    although I think the only folks who naturally 'beep' are the 20th century moon bound chappies of NASA.
     
  19. Recoil

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    :rofl:
     
  20. TonyG

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    He is awaiting trial but in Miami, Florida. When it comes to DUI laws and penalties both Florida and New York rank similarly among the 50 states. Arizona, Georgia and Arkansas are the toughest. While the victim lays in a hospital bed fighting for his or her life, DUI defendants get released and go home out on bond or by way of a pre-trial release program. Talking about fuck, THAT is FUCKED UP.
     
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  21. TonyG

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    Since this thread is about the F word, we can't forget about one of the most famous songs that pay tribute to the word. The song "Fuck Martinez" by my good friend Luther Campbell.
     
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