April Fools’ Day

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Rhythmic Robot has launched Silencio (pictured at the top of this page), a free Native Instruments Kontakt library with a professional 24-bit silence engine. It features analog and digital silence types, and is particularly well optimized for a low CPU hit and surprisingly small memory footprint. According to the press release, the product is ideal for playing John Cage’s 4’33. An audio preview is available on the official product page.

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Wavesfactory has released Phi, a freeware VST/AU plugin which applies the Divine Proportion to your music. Feed any audio signal to it and the plugin will automatically rearrange the incoming data in order to fit the Golden Ratio of 1.618. If you’re feeling particularly savvy today, you can feed your latest demo project to it in order to save on mastering costs. Or, process your vocals with it, in case you can’t afford to bring Adele to the studio today. An AAX version is expected for release soon.

 

Last edited: Apr 1, 2016

i thought it was a bit lame to begin with but, then i started reading the full description at the page and reviews i was laughing for my self at work

 

Xtant Audio - This is the greatest Kontakt instrument we’ve ever created (possibly that anyone has ever created). Over 1000000 high quality 32bit/96kHz samples, recorded with the London Philharmonic orchestra and choir in the mountains of Tibet. The user interface features a single knob that turns the instrument from awesome to epic!!!!!!!!!!!! All crammed into a 35mb download.

Don’t be fooled by the incredibly detailed and overwhelmingly complex interface. Full instructions aren’t provided and if you’re not stupid you will be able to easily find your way around this extraordinary instrument.

Not only does the big knob in the centre of the instrument have the ability to transform the library into something never before seen in a sample library, it will also provide hours (if not minutes) of entertainment for you and your entire family.

Don’t be a fool and miss this fantastic opportunity to get the ultimate HD Kontakt experience! This library is so good that even if you’re using the free Kontakt Player you will still get a great time out of it. Play along, you won’t regret it ??

 

and some of these are "real" vsts, at least they can be downloaded and even look real. wonder what happens once installed. i cant do it right now other-ways i would for sure

 

...Kontakt meets Waves...

 

in the phi page they show the golden ratio on D.Trump's ear xD