U died & came back a animal...which one?

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  1. Introninja

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    First off I can't die you know my situation -Constantine, The last witch hunter type!!!

    But based off my killer instincts & love for bbw, I think I would be a lion.

    @( . ) ( . ) now right here is a Sloth, not Diego or Manny but the Sloth. Omfg lol
     
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    Anyone except Donald Trump.
     
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    A bird, Maybe An Eagle Freeeee As
     
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    Although I'd like to say, "Orangutan," or, "Chimpanzee," pragmatism dictates that I say, "Spotted Hyena." Hyenas are survival machines. Jaws crunch bone to powder; stomachs can digest rotting flesh; digestion is thorough, leaving only turds of undigestible calcium. They can run with great stamina for miles and miles, tiring-out their faster-running prey. Their immune systems are incredibly strong; they heal from bites and other wounds very well. They are intelligent, and affectionate when not hungry nor threatened. Their society is femle-dominated, and I am a big wimp, a total emasculated poor excuse for a man. It's a no-brainer.
     
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    Koala bear could be a relaxing life but regarding to thrills and music a Lark or a Blackbird or an eagle for the view :)
     
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    of course, spider :)
     
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    Earthworm.
    No worries, no more trouble :yes:
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    A Goat
     
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    of course a sloth
     
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    A platypus

    [​IMG]
     
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    I would either be a koala, a sloth or a cat.


    overall i would have to say a cat
    to be specific my cat.

    because that fucker has an easy life


    EDIT: picture just because [​IMG]
     
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    Female Dolania Americana. They live for just five minutes, but they screw from birth to death.
     
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    A crow.
     
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    so a fox?
     
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    A cock.

    My meals would be mainly pussy and the ocasional ass.
     
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    Something that die quickly so i'll be born as human again :) There is no room on this planet other than for humans saddly.
     
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